Blind pirate
by jake_ace_22 on Mar 29, 2019 09:21:58
When preforming a man on top style
69 and throat
punches her so hard his balls give her two
black eyes, similtaneously!
blinding the pirates parrot
by INSANE1323 on Jul 07, 2009 14:56:35
blinding the pirates parrot is when a guy is
jacking off and plans on cumming on his
stomache but
shoots harder than he expected and his sperm shoots over his shoulder just missing his face
Example:
man1:I was
wanking it this morning and got lucky i guess 'cause i endded up blinding the pirates parrot.
man2:I wasn't so lucky I gave myself
a zombie.....