blind pirate

when you are doing a bitch from behind, you wait until you are about to cum then spit on the girl's back. She turns around and you give her a cum shot to the eye and she says "ARGGGG"



blind pirate
while doing a bitch from behind, spit on her back before you blow your load and when she turns around you bust in her face.
Example:
I gave your mother a blind pirate last night bitch.


Blind pirate
When preforming a man on top style 69 and throat punches her so hard his balls give her two black eyes, similtaneously!
Example:
"dude, why does your girl have two black eyes? That's not a good look."
"Nah, it's fine, I gave her a blind pirate!"


Blind Pirate
Similar to the facial. A blind pirate is when a load is let out on someones face and get's in their eye. It can cause extreme irritation!
Example:
My bf gave me a blind pirate on NYE. My eye was so bloodshot I considerred an eye patch.


blinding the pirates parrot
blinding the pirates parrot is when a guy is jacking off and plans on cumming on his stomache but shoots harder than he expected and his sperm shoots over his shoulder just missing his face
Example:
man1:I was wanking it this morning and got lucky i guess 'cause i endded up blinding the pirates parrot.

man2:I wasn't so lucky I gave myself a zombie.....


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