blitz
from the german word "blitzkrieg", meaning lightning (a very offensive-minded war strategy developed by the germans in WW2 that advocated quick control of your enemy's territory through fast and violent military bombardment; usually combining land and air attacks).Used in football terminology to denoted a defensive play in which many defensive players are used to try and break through the offensive line (the line protecting the quarterbacks and running backs). A Blitz usually leaves the defence vulnerable to passing plays, but it also cuts down on the time the quarterback has to throw the ball (it's main purpose is to put pressure on the quarterback or sack the quarterback).blitz
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Someone who is cursed and always misses the best stuff. To become the blitz you must stray from your group of friends.
Example:
Dude! You missed it! One of the beer pipes broke so there was free beer for everyone! Sorry, but I guess you are the new blitz.
Dude! You missed it! One of the beer pipes broke so there was free beer for everyone! Sorry, but I guess you are the new blitz.
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Totally out of it; usually weed and alcohol related, but can also be from a lack of sleep or something that happened.
Usually invokes a feeling of separation from life, like you're the only one and everyone else is moving around you. Time usually seems warped, and stupid things are suddenly hilarious.
Usually invokes a feeling of separation from life, like you're the only one and everyone else is moving around you. Time usually seems warped, and stupid things are suddenly hilarious.
Example:
Dude.. me and some buddies got some weed, we were so blitzed!
I can't do this test, I didn't get enough sleep so I'm totally blitzed.
Don't bother talking to Frederick, that chick asked him out and he's blitzing.
Dude.. me and some buddies got some weed, we were so blitzed!
I can't do this test, I didn't get enough sleep so I'm totally blitzed.
Don't bother talking to Frederick, that chick asked him out and he's blitzing.
blitz
the counter to the "Shotty" rule, a mad dash for the front seat of a vehicle, when two persons are in competition for the front passenger seat and the first person calls "Shotty" the second person can call "Blitz" (one may call shotty no-blitz to prevent the blitz rule from being valid)
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Also Blitz. (From BlitzMail, the trademarked name of an e-mail client developed at Dartmouth College in 1987 and still used by the students and alumni of Dartmouth, Reed College, and Washington College, as well as many residents of New Hampshire and Vermont's Upper Valley.)
1. (verb, transitive) To send (someone) an e-mail message or file, especially via the BlitzMail program.
2. (noun) An e-mail message, especially one received via the BlitzMail program.
1. (verb, transitive) To send (someone) an e-mail message or file, especially via the BlitzMail program.
2. (noun) An e-mail message, especially one received via the BlitzMail program.
Example:
1. "Hey Ben, would you blitz me an mp3 of that Metallica song we were just listening to?"
2. "Man, I've only been away for an hour and I have like 30 new blitzes."
1. "Hey Ben, would you blitz me an mp3 of that Metallica song we were just listening to?"
2. "Man, I've only been away for an hour and I have like 30 new blitzes."
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Phrase coined from the show How I Met Your Mother.
The person who leaves right before something awesome happens. As soon as The Blitz leaves, something great happens and they all tell the Blitz about it in the morning.
Being the Blitz is a curse you don't want to have, making everyone believe that only the Blitz's departure will make the night exciting. The curse is usually passed from person to person.
Named for Matt Blitz who Ted and Marshall went to college with - left right before the school became co-ed.
The person who leaves right before something awesome happens. As soon as The Blitz leaves, something great happens and they all tell the Blitz about it in the morning.
Being the Blitz is a curse you don't want to have, making everyone believe that only the Blitz's departure will make the night exciting. The curse is usually passed from person to person.
Named for Matt Blitz who Ted and Marshall went to college with - left right before the school became co-ed.
Example:
The curse of the Blitz is passed on to Ted and the next morning he realizes he missed something.
Everyone: THE GENTLEMAN!!!
Ted: What was that?
Barney: Oh, Blitz, you had to be there.
Ted: I'm not the Blitz!
The curse of the Blitz is passed on to Ted and the next morning he realizes he missed something.
Everyone: THE GENTLEMAN!!!
Ted: What was that?
Barney: Oh, Blitz, you had to be there.
Ted: I'm not the Blitz!