bonzai Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

bonzai

A really tiny type of tree that comes from Japan. They're so small that you won't believe it's really a tree.

bonzai

by SkiBall on Jan 02, 2006 13:23:33

v. To go bonzai: Eat a large quantity of psilocybe mushrooms and trip extremely hard for an extended period of time.

Example:
Let's get a half-O of shrooms and go bonzai!

bonzai

by plumpkin on Oct 01, 2005 11:38:42

Believed by many to be the greatest adjective in existence. It has been described by linguists and etymologists as "aestethically pleasing" and "beautiful" as well as being the most highly evolved word in the English language. Recent evidence shows that the word derived from the sitcom Bonanza, which apparently sucked, unlike the word it begot.

Example:
The Spanish for bonzai is "bonzo" and the French is "bongay"

bonzai

by Markian on May 11, 2005 04:53:32

something miniscule, and, in so, incredibly cute

Example:
omg, that baby elephant is so bonzai

bonzai

by Connor G on Aug 02, 2006 11:30:34

When you jump on someones face and you rub furiously with your ass while yelling, BONZAI!!!

Example:
Harlan and I Bonzaid Raymond so hard he started to bleed because we ripped his face to pieces.

Connor and I Bonzaid Ray so hard off my pool deck, that he started to cry and said his brain was bleeding.

bonzai

by 20grand on Nov 03, 2007 07:31:05

the word chinese people or asian in general say before they sumo wrestle

Example:
sumo wrestlers ready?
*in a fat tone* yes
BONZAI!!

Bonzai

by WeNeedTheOil on May 18, 2016 08:57:52

an epic battle cry

Example:
as the soldiers ran towards the enemy the shouted "BONZAI"

Bonzai

by I Like Pizza Rolls on Nov 11, 2009 12:21:29

Sound made when jumping from high heights. Like the Empire State Building or a tall cliff.

Example:
He just jumped off that tall building and all you heard was bonzai as he raced down the side of the building.

Bonzai

by Paleosis on Feb 14, 2018 23:40:24

Defined as a mildly annoying prank, like moving someone's pencil case 3 inches to the left or putting a piece of paper labelled "Bonzai" in someone's backpack. Members can be involved in complex bonzai wars, where the two parties try to make like slightly more difficult for the other. It is frowned upon to involve a non-bonzaier in a bonzai war.

Comedic replacing a verb with 'bonzai'

Example:
*moves book to another table* Bonzai!!!

Informal/Comedic President William Henry Harrison bonzaied the USA by dying 31 days into his presidency

Bonzai

by In Yo Mouth on May 05, 2010 22:55:57

When a girl goes beyond her own ability trying to take too much dick in her mouth at one time while giving a guy head, surpassing her gag reflex and vomiting chunks and stomach acids on the shaft, balls, and general male reproductive region. yelling "BONZAI"

Example:
dude, this hot Korean chick was giving me head last night and then she just bonzaied all over my raging ten inch boner.

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