bratwurst
A German sausage typically the same length as a mid-European penis (
5.3") and slightly larger in diameter. Not to be mistaken for the 6-1/2"
Irish Sausage which is also much thicker at the base and does not taper much (see chode or
choate)
bratwurst
by stephenfry on Aug 08, 2017 01:54:44
Bratwurst(ing) is a sweet ass way to gain an extra person in a Taxi.
It is rather simple....
1 up top, 3 in the back of the car as normal, then the additional rear passenger lies across the back passengers like a
bratwurst in a bun. Goes down especially well in any*
German town.
*not confirmed
bratwurst
by DiddyGirl on Jan 18, 2006 12:41:27
1. adj: A way to describe someone who is acting bratty and/or
petulant.
2. n: A meaty yet
small sausage of highly
seasoned fresh pork, usually served fried.
Example:
Instead of saying: "
Stop being such a
brat"
Say:"Stop being such a
BRATWURST"
bratwurst
by g-unit on Jul 03, 2003 09:02:09
Example:
get your bratwurst out of my can, silly.
Hinnerk (who happens to be German) rather enjoys a
juicy bratwust at
supper time.
- "Hinnerk??" - "YEEEEESSSS???" - "you are such a damn bratwurst" - "SPOOME"
bratwurst
by 4play on Apr 22, 2003 10:47:55
Similar to the term "rice" when referring to automobiles, but in specific relation to cars of German manufacture. Always used when speaking of vehicles which have been unnecessarily "
suped up" in ways that make them
glow and loud, but never fast, and never by anyone who would know how to drive
the cars properly.
Bratwurst
by thegoldengrizzlybear12 on Apr 26, 2017 11:50:54
A man's cock, especially a larger
sized one. So called because of its sausage-like
shape.
Bratwurst
by BigDaddy96 on Jan 14, 2014 04:38:20
Example:
"When she took her clothes off, my
fears came true. Her head, although pretty,
sat on top of a pile of deformities. She was
bratwurst"
Bratwurst
by LYCOPROV on Aug 07, 2008 08:14:30
Bratwurst
by CalamariPancake on Apr 10, 2009 13:46:24
nutty bratwurst
by Gruzzo on Jul 18, 2006 00:23:07
An exceptionally massive and nutty turd. This type of
jobbie has been known to crack lavatory bowls and is a subspecies of the
Guatemalan depth charge.
Example:
Oh man I just let a nutty bratwurst go. If you hear a
noise in the night it'll be my
sphincter snapping back into place.