Destructo
A man who has no bounds. When saturday night is upon him he breaks all limits and barriers,
sparing no one from his drunken madness. Upon entering his extremely drunken state, he tends to break anything on sight and is easily provoked. He has
no filter when it comes to talking with women and always comes off as being a creep. At the end of a long, successful night he becomes very messy and usually needs to be taken care of or tended to. A
wise man would know to never get in the way of the one they call Destructo.
captain destructo
by tbrutal on Mar 16, 2009 07:55:31
Destructo Party
by Herniated gubernaculum on Mar 15, 2010 17:54:34
A
house party where the majority of the guests simultaneously (and usually in a state of moderate to extreme
inebriation) decide to trash the
venue, much to the dismay of the host.
Example:
John: Hey man. How was your weekend?
Gregory: Not too sure. I woke up on Sunday with
glass shards in my hand.
John: DESTRUCTO-PARTAAAAAAAAAY*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*
Enthusiastic exclamation of the phrase "Destructo Party"
destructo box
by samuel010898 on Jul 13, 2011 08:00:47
The Destructo Disk
by in_an_unmarked_grave on Jun 04, 2021 12:44:14
Take a dish or plate,
piss on it, freeze the plate then when the plate is frozen take it an
slide it under a victim's bedroom door in the late hours. The room temperature will do the rest.
Example:
1: My roommate slide a The Destructo Disk under my door last night. My room smelled so bad this morning. I think I'll get him back with the good ol'
poo butter.
2:
Bro slow down what's The Destructo Disk?
1: You know? When someone takes a frozen plate of piss and let's it
warm up in your room?
El Destructo tour
by Rhyno on Jun 07, 2003 00:37:54
destructo-disking
by PinkestPriest on May 07, 2020 10:29:13
Destructo-Five
by SG937 on Oct 25, 2010 10:31:46
A high five of inconceivably
devastating force, often doing damage to the hands of the high-fivers and any structure nearby. Can be performed in incredibly extreme situations; driving two cars at over
100 mph in opposite directions and having the drivers high five each other is an efficient way to perform a
destructo-five.
Example:
After finishing our
final exam, I was so happy that the horrible class was over that I destructo-fived my friend and
blew a
wing off the school!
destructo-tard
by jarge20 on Sep 25, 2010 20:56:28
Example:
Don't hit your phone, you
friggin destructo-tard. Just give it a second.
After
wrecking his Mercedes, Bill either gained new great
zest for life or became an utter destructo-tard, sleeping with anything that moved, and drinking enough to fell a horse.