the wiggity
Much like the famed
Higgs Boson, no one is sure where The Wiggity came from, or where he is at any given time. He is easily identified by his unique juxtaposition of plaid and stripes, though sometimes he wears desert camouflage- just for the hell of it (some claim it's to avoid errant
drone strikes, others think he just likes the color of sand.) Usually drunk and often high, he's always leaving his sister's graduation or going to it. He doesn't know where to get the good shit, but he's got a dime on that twenty sack. He doesn't believe in guns, but he will strangle you with his shoelaces unless the
flunitrazepam works extra fast. He cannot be bought, but he is easily sold. Just don't tell him where he put his beer.
Wiggity
by intellectual ketchup on Feb 23, 2020 03:31:55
A person who
fucks around the entire time, has fun while making sure others do as well but still somehow manages to pull something
nearly impossible off.
wiggity
by wiggitywakes on Mar 22, 2012 09:58:16
it means everything. it's like aloha. socially acceptable. used to replace song lyrics.
however, it also means a penguin-loving, London-loving, Northeastern-loving, crying, West-coast-Best-coast dating, nacho-making, irrelevant elephant, and
creamsicle drinking potential
child predator
wiggity
by Akera-Shineke on Mar 06, 2006 06:52:07
Example:
"
Yo that party last
nite was wiggity"
"That shit is wiggity son"
"Ah, that
bi**h is wiggity"
wiggity wiggity whack
by Daddy Dollars on Dec 19, 2004 09:52:54
Something so
horribly ridiculious that it is described as
wiggity.
Often used by
whites that want their own language
wiggity wiggity wasted
by haha... .blondie on Oct 26, 2005 03:29:04
a term used to describe a male or female intoxicated to the point of
not knowing who they are, where they are, etc. Usually this stage of wastedness occurs
prior to blackout and after wasted.
wiggity wiggity whack
by neon_lights on Jun 14, 2008 16:47:27
1. used to describe something that is either ridiculous in a humorously good or bad way.
2. usually followed with "man", a
replacement of OMG
note: the "h"
in whack is
optional
wiggity wiggity
by meena vont on Nov 22, 2003 08:31:38
wiggity wack
by something good on Feb 11, 2005 03:11:58
Not only is the noun that is being referred to totally wack , but it is a wack that is so horrible that you need to add
the wiggity infront of
the wack. It is has approximately ten times the potentcy of regular type wack. Only to be used in cases where a person is exhibiting extreme stupidity,
bitchiness, whining, etc.
Example:
"
Bill you are acting like you are
five years old.
I didn't ever think I'd have to say this to anyone...but you are acting completely wiggity wack right now."
wiggity wack
by h*r fan on Mar 04, 2004 06:22:39