Carpentry

An short, top up sleep often in the afternoon by those who’s nights sleep is restricted by difficult working hours or a hectic social life.



carpentry ninja
A carpentry ninja is one who approaches carpentry challenges with skill, determination, and problem solving. This is usually reflected in their speed, confidence, exceptional agility, and success at pretty much everything.
Example:
This bathroom remodel was definitely the work of a carpentry ninja...look at the clean cuts and consistency over here...


Dutch carpentry
A term made up by horny ex-Mormons trying to get their wives to try anal.
Example:
“Yo Brigham, ever since I left the church, I Ben trying to hit the back door. I told my wife that it was either anal or Dutch carpentry…she chose anal.”


scottish carpentry
The term is not used to describe the quality of Scottish Carpenters (who are craftsmen/women and do great work!)

The term is used to describe the linear rage within the Scottish soul - A progressive reaction to a progressive in-justice that has no real cause - A 'slow-burn' explosion. This is best described through the medium of poetry:

Scottish Carpentry

Owit, Aya, Mammy Daddy!
A hit ma thumb wi' a hammer
An’ that wis fuckin' sore

Christ all-bloody mighty!
Noo a’ve fuckin’ drapped it
It's fell on ma fuckin' toe

Cuntin' fuckin' bastardin' hammer!
The blood's goin' in ma eye

A loast the plot, heedered the nail
Everything must die!!

Aaaaaaah fuckin' hate wid!
Example:
I suffer from Scottish Carpentry and now I hate wood! (In this example, 'wood' can be substituted for any other noun or verb.)


Quiet Carpentry
Any facet of Home improvements that are painstakingly attempted before dawn. Indictive of a man tweaking whose up all night .Carpentry done with keeping the noise down as a priority because everyone else is sleeping. A tweaker who has a knack for doing carpentry in his home between the hours of 12 am and 7 am , thus resulting in scattered small jobs with at best sub par results.
Example:
Since the pandemic the 24 hour hardware store in Manhattan has been closed overnight . What a drag for my beloved Quiet Carpentry.


chainsaw carpentry
Construction method that is often amateur in nature and generally performed with minimal measuring and little attention to aesthetics. Ideal for situations where speed and functionality are more important than appearance.
Example:
I'm no cabinet maker, but I'm pretty decent when it comes to chainsaw carpentry.


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