courthouse

1.) Where you go when you know you've fucked up with the law.2.) The building where you get marriage licenses and lose your balls.



The Appomattox Courthouse
When you are banging around a very solemn and tearful crowd of people. Such as, at a funeral.
Example:
Brenda's grandfathers' wake was last night. To help her cope, we did The Appomattox Courthouse in the funeral home.

Jimmy is always cruising at funerals to see which sad chick he can give The Appomattox Courthouse to.


courthouse wedding
A wedding that is often without a large ceremony, if any, and held inside a courthouse. Usually done when both people are poor. This amounts to both parties just signing the marriage documents.
Example:
"Jill and I are having a courthouse wedding because we're poor."


Courthouse Whore
The girl who works at the local Courthouse and fucks everyone going a coming there. Cops, politicians, and even con's.
Example:
Yo bro ole Amanda Judge Jone's clerk let the entire Sheriff's office run a train on her last Friday night at that party. No shit bro she's the Courthouse Whore it doesn't surprise me.


Zoe courthouse
Zoe courthouse is a rare type of bully she is normally very tall and she pushes u over if your small and laughs like a horse pPfFFFFT u better watch out before this courthouse finds uuu
Example:
Zoe courthouse is a bully


Courthouse
Ope! Looks like somebody's going for him.
Example:
Hym "Somebody's on their way to the courthouse to sue Elon for steal his ideas! Wonder if he's stealing anyone else's ideas while I get eaten alive by flies as a donut slave. Huh!? Not like I've generated billions of dollars or anything. God damn. This FUCKING DOGWATER!"


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