silicone

The God of all materials.Bugs coming through under the door? Silicone that bitch.Water leaking out the toilet? Silicone that bitch.Truck falling apart? Silicone. That. Bitch.



Silicon
What computer motherboards, chips, cards, and other assorted hardware are made of.
Example:
I never knew that motherboards were made of silicon.


silicon
What Tera Reid is made out of.
Example:
Your silicon boobs make you look a whole lot better(and bigger). Thanks silicon for making this all possible!


Silicon
The second most common substance found on the earth's crust, making up 25% of the earths crust by mass*,

Silicon is the best semiconductor/dielectric, this has resulted in it being used primarily in computing: motherboards, graphics cards, smart-phones, t.v's, microwaves, blenders, cars...etc. Silicon is simply a common metalloids/rock extracted from the earths crust, and sold to you by a company.

it was first discovered in 1787, however christians were too busy killing everyone, for anyone to figure out how useful this rock really was.

In the future (when privacy becomes illegal) silicon chips will be implanted into the back of everyones hands, this chip is called the rfid. But until another catastrophe is upon us(orchestrated?) and people are convinced to sell their very last bit of freedom for safety, silicon will only make the headlines when its embedded into the tits, lips and arses of the overblown self-satisfying unnecessary celebrities.


*the first most common substance in the earths crust is oxygen


Example:
Silicon powers the two most powerful agents known to man: computers and tits.




silicon
Silicon is a chemical element with symbol Si and atomic number 14. It is a hard and brittle crystalline solid with a blue-grey metallic lustre; and it is a tetravalent metalloid and semiconductor. It is a member of group 14 in the periodic table: carbon is above it; and germanium, tin, and lead are below it.
Example:
Silicon anode materials for lithium batteries


Silicone Valley
Nickname for the San Fernando Valley in California, known for having a lot of porn studios.
Example:
I moved to the Silicone Valley with my rubber tits to pursue a career as a porn star. After starring in over 200 creampie gangbangs, I upgraded my tits and ass from rubber to Silicone. I get even more, and higher quality, dicks in my pussy.


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