comatose

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comatose
to lie in bed and do nothing all day because you are too hungover to function
Example:
I'm so hungover. Let's go get food at Eick, and then we can comatose ourselves all day.


Comatose
adj 1: relating to or associated with a coma; "comatose breathing"; "comatose state"
2: in a state of deep and usually prolonged unconsciousness; unable to respond to external stimuli; "a comatose patient"


Source: WordNet ® 2.0, © 2003 Princeton University
Example:
He is in the hospital because of a comatose overdose on heroin


Comatose
A word describing what happens when your toes go totally numb, also spelt "coma toes". Usually associated with extreme cold, absinthe, and being locked into a centrifuge.
Example:
"My feet feel weird.. and as for my toes.. lets just say i have comatose."


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