smoothing

When you go into a bar or club, apply superglue to where the jukebox is plugged into the wall, wait 5 mins, then max out the jukebox on continuous plays of the Rob Thomas + Santana classic collab 'Smooth' and then wait or scram depending on bravery.Can also apply to playing the song repeatedly or DJing the song in such a way as one copy of the song is scratched in / beatmatched with another copy of the same song. The more inappropriate the social setting, the more successful the smoothing.



smoothing
The act of increasing the smoothness factor of a currently smoothless surface by a coefficient of 1 or greater

It is considered improper to pronounce the word without making a waving hand motion underneath your chin.

Should the term arise in daily conversation, without a hand motion being made, the term will be repeated with the inclusion of the hand gesture.

Example:
I was smoothing my intake manifold when I..

smoothing *hand motion

... ran across a dirty runner



Be Smooth
(1) Like saying good bye
(2) is like telling someone to keep their head up, things will get better, to keep up ur hustle
(3)compliments... Ex: when one black guy says to another as they are seperating "stay smooth,"

(keep it up, stay doing what your doing, be good,be healthy, live well)
Example:
"Ok I'll see you later bruh, Be Smooth"
"Man ur doin really well, Stay Smooth"


smooth
Completing a task with such grace and fluidity that the onlooker will lose appreciation for how difficult a task it really was.
Example:
Dude, the painter did a smooth job on the back door.


smooth
The state of extreme smoothness. Smooth behavior in an individual is usually demonstrated by:
- fluidic movements that may lead you to believe this person has no bones or nervous system
- the complete lack of bodily hair that allows them to avoid wind resistance and retain their cool
- the strict avoidance of any sudden outburst in emotion or reaction to situations that would normally elicit unsmooth behavior
- a self-acknowledgement that they are smoother than every one around them

Note: achieving such a level of smoothness is normally obtained through a process called “smoothing up”.
Example:
1) "Hey man, you see that Ray Allen jumpshot?
"Yeah, that was smooth"

2) "Dude, where is Ray Allen, he's been on the bench for like fifteen minutes!"
"Don't worry.. he's just smoothing up."

3) Police Officer: "Sorry Mr Allen, I'm going to have to give you a ticket, you were speeding"
Ray Allen: "That's cool"
Police Officer: "Man you're so smooth"


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