couchlock

n. being too stoned to get off of the couchsee: couchlocky



couchlock
When you get so incredibly stoned that you actually become a part of the couch. It becomes impossible to move. Usually followed by playing grand theft auto, eating $20 worth of taco bell, singing the entire national anthem, getting lost for 2 hours in the Wal-mart parkinglot, stealing traffic cones and wearing them as hats, smoking another joint, listening to aqueous transmission by Incubus, eating a whole bag of doritos, drinking 5 gallons of kool-aid, and finally trying to watch all of Half Baked with out passing out.
Example:
Man that green is the bomb...I was couchlocked for like 4 hours. Got any more???


couchlock
When one has smoked copious amounts of Marijuana and is unable to move from an absolute position of pure comfort.
Example:
I really wanted a cup of tea but had a severe case of couchlock


couchlock
Experiencing the sensation of weighing over a gazillion tons. The physical forces required to move oneself under the effects of couchlock are astronomically inconceivable.
Example:
Hey dude! Let's go out and do something!

-Sorry man, I'm couchlocked. I'm not going ANYWHERE.


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