Pats
(Noun) *pah-tz* (Latin/Greek origin) Pats-- In the middle ages, a pats would be a man who runs rampant throughout the streets and bedclothes older woman.
Pats
1.N) Type of candy, always sweet and "OUT OF THIS WORLD", named after patricia herself. Best flavors are strawberry and fried chickenPats
A “Pats” is a swimbait used to catch monster Bass, the original bait was carved from the handle of Thor’s hammer. Pat found Thor’s hammer handle while “shore banging” a lake near Mount Olympus. It is said the person in possession of this original bait is the only person that can create a working pats bait. “Pats” are created by adding holy water to the original during a lunar eclipse and the original can then “re-produce” similar to mogwai. Each reproduction can yield anywhere between 2-7 baits. Patsbaits.com was the first website ever created and it broke the internet. This happened in the year 1832. It took until the 1970’s for the internet to be repaired and put back in use the way we see today and that is why you cannot find pats on the internet. It has been said that there are currently only 3 largemouth bass in existence over 30lbs. Those 3 fish are all waiting for a “Pats”. Fish have been seen leaving water in search of a pats to eat. There was once a Young boy that could not walk, his father placed a Pats on the end of a stick and mounted it over his shoulder. That young boys name was Usain Bolt.
Example:
Santa: What would you like for Christmas?
Boy: A Unicorn
Santa: Be realistic.
Boy: I’ll take a “Pats”
Santa: What color Unicorn do you want?
Santa: What would you like for Christmas?
Boy: A Unicorn
Santa: Be realistic.
Boy: I’ll take a “Pats”
Santa: What color Unicorn do you want?
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To give a "pat pat"
when u hit someone's top of the head softly, with open hand, usually to make compliments, generally used with animals or kids.
when u hit someone's top of the head softly, with open hand, usually to make compliments, generally used with animals or kids.
Example:
It's often used in comics language as
onomatopeic word
(in peanuts' strips "pat pat" situations are often drawn)
It's often used in comics language as
onomatopeic word
(in peanuts' strips "pat pat" situations are often drawn)
Pat Pat
Example:
"I was hoping for some pat pat while out here with Jess."
"If I buy her everything she wants, I will get some pat pat tonight."
"I was hoping for some pat pat while out here with Jess."
"If I buy her everything she wants, I will get some pat pat tonight."
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Pat
A Pat is an epic and really cool dude that wants to help everyone he meets. He is caring and sweet, and will try his best everyday. But at the same time, he could be the scariest person ever. WARNING: DONT MESS WITH A PAT
Patting
To message lots of girls at once when drunk hence delivering lots of messages through various social media platforms.
The Pat
The greatest fantasy football league that has ever been created. Some refer to it as only a celebration of bafoonery, whist the wise understand and respect it for what it is….perfection.
Example:
“Have you heard about “The Pat?”
“My ultimate goal in life is to be a member. I’m working in my application video for next year. As they say, excellence, commitment, humility.”
“Have you heard about “The Pat?”
“My ultimate goal in life is to be a member. I’m working in my application video for next year. As they say, excellence, commitment, humility.”