croch Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

croch

Another slang reference to the penis.

croch

by Texican on May 14, 2004 21:18:39

An area where much ruffage is release a long with male appendages such as a vaginer

Example:
That croch looks like nasty vaginer

croch mace

by chop schopp on Nov 14, 2009 09:54:32

The terrible smell from one's private parts.

Example:
I went down on that girl, but i got blinded by her awful croch mace.

Croch on the Rocks

by Goat's Revenge on Aug 23, 2009 23:45:36

To dip or emmerse one's nut sack into the beverage of another unkowing individual.

Example:
"Steve was acting like such a dick mouth at the bar last night so when we was busy talking to some chick I took his drink under the table and gave him a little croch on the rocks."

croch turkey

by Matt36000 on Jan 09, 2008 14:05:27

1.bugs infested in ones vagina and/or penis hairs

2.What u say a girl that queefs a lot has

Example:
1.When Bill Clinton pulled off Monicas panties he those croch turkeys were gobeling.

2.God damn Jesse queefs to much that bitch must have the croch turkeys!

croch rocket

by My_girl_dont_lie_to_me on Dec 23, 2006 17:27:54

A fast motor cycle usualy a ninja or some other racing bike

Example:
jimmy high on coke jumped on to his croch rocket and flew into oblivion!

croch watch

by shawnj1215 on Aug 30, 2005 01:40:55

when your sitting and a female with big butt and tight jeans walks in and you cant help but look at her croch and ass ..because your eye level with it..

Example:
"yo i was falling asleep in that meeting until sheila walked in and i just croched watched until she sat down...i was awake with wood..

croch pheasant

by samuel adams on Feb 05, 2005 05:44:35

insult, to make offense; someone or something that dwells in a crotch inside a nest of pubic hair like a pheasant.

Example:
mike: u are a bitch!
julie: fuck u!!
mike: no thanx crotch pheasant!
peter: dam i cant get rid of this crotch pheasant!

croch cannibal

by Skeeter on Oct 19, 2004 11:25:06

Yet another term to define a "lesbian"

Example:
Man, look at those two croch cannibals

croch crickets

by icecaps on Aug 09, 2009 02:27:41

Crabs , body lice , unspeakable things that live in the croch area. Been there so long that they are full grown and huge in size.

Example:
Damn , she has a bad case of croch crickets !

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