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crouching tiger hidden dragon

When pleasuring a woman in the doggy-style position, the 'crouching tiger hidden dragon' technique can be utilised. When an inevitable orgasm is forthcoming but not immediately imminent, the man displays the appropriate body-movements and auditory verbalizations to enact a false orgasm. (Note that the doggy-style position is necessary for the completion of this prank.) Before an actual orgasm takes place, during the 'cumming-facade,' the man orally ejects a salival specimen (ie: hocks a loogie) towards the small of the woman's back (ie: where you see the tramp-stamp) in order to convey the belief of seminal release (ie:cumming all over you). When the woman turns around in satisfaction, believing that the complicated act of coitus has come to completion, the man blows his reserved load into her face, taking her by surprise. "crouching tiger, hidden dragon."

Crouching tiger, hidden dragon

by Meat Cleave on Dec 11, 2009 03:57:36

When doggie style sex in a small shower stall requires the woman to crouch down like a tiger to avoid her head from getting rammed into the wall, while the man scrumping her from behind is hidden in the mist of the shower.

Example:
Yo bro, that shower was so small I had to bend my bitch over and pound her crouching tiger, hidden dragon style.

crouching tiger, hidden dragon

by Von Bradley on Aug 25, 2005 14:02:21

a term given to a young lady or a girlfriend whom you must "crouch" down to kiss and who provokes the "hidden dragon" upon kissing you.

Example:
Dawg, you see shorty ova there--Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

by Spendexx on Mar 05, 2015 07:42:15

A game where you masturbate as close to your parents (or other loved ones) as possible without them being aware of your explicit activity. If they catch you, you lose. For an extra challenge, watch porn on full volume while playing.

Example:
Person #1: Dude, last night I played Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon while my parents were watching TV. I came three times!
Person #2: Sick, bro!

reverse crouching tiger, hidden dragon

by Daisy L. on May 15, 2007 10:19:27

When two Asians are in the 69 position. As the female performs fellatio, she pauses for a moment, grabs the male's penis and strategically stretches the penis and places it between her partner's butt cheeks to ensure that it cannot swing back into its correct position, therefore hiding the dragon. The male, perplexed at the current situation, quickly gets up into couching tiger position and ejaculates on his bum.

Example:
"Me and my bitch were 69-ing last night and she gave me a reverse crouching tiger, hidden dragon. It was a sticky situation."

crouching tiger hidden dragon

by wangbangpro on Aug 21, 2023 16:07:12

The "Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon" strategy combines the allure of selling options on highly volatile stocks (the "Crouching Tiger") to capture generous premiums with the safety and income potential of a money market fund (the "Hidden Dragon"). Traders embrace the unpredictability of volatile stocks while safeguarding their capital through steady interest income, ensuring a balanced and resilient approach to investing in today's dynamic markets.

Example:
Person A: "I've got some extra cash to invest, but I'm open to some risk."

Person B: "Ever heard of the 'Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon' strategy? It's like having the thrill of the stock market ('Crouching Tiger') while keeping a safe backup ('Hidden Dragon') in a stable fund. Balances risk and safety."

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