day work

The act of doing installation/pleasure work while being sober during daylight hours.



An Honest Day's Work
Something the well-to-do love to brag about doing while they are driven around in their limousines visiting the factories they own. Meanwhile, they pay the real workers scraps, and brainwash them into thinking backbreaking work will get them rich someday as well.
Example:
Big Lawyer #1: Theres nothing as honorable as an honest day's work, especially when I get 400 dollars an hour to babble on the phone with other people's lawyers about golf and wine tasting.

Lawyer#2: Yessir I worked hard to get to where i'm at, even though I spent half of law school, which was paid for by my parents, in cocktail bars.


Wild Work Day
A wild work day is a day when you go out and have sex with your friends with benefits or other sexual partner. It is sometimes used when they want to be discrete and pretend to just be normal friends.
Example:
James is going on a wild work day with his close friend.


Bike to Work Day
A day for motorists to pose as cyclists for one day so that they can brag to their workmates about how healthy and environmentally conscious they are.
Example:
Bill: "I biked to work on Bike to Work Day. It's great to know that I'm keeping fit and saving the planet."

Jeff: "Bike to Work Day was three months ago. Have you biked to work since?"

Bill: "No way! The road is too scary. Once a year is more than enough."


Take your plane to work day
The special day of taking a plane specifically a Boeing 747 into your preferred workspace on the 11th day of September each year. The most memorable sites was the World Trade Centre, Pentagon, A random Field in Pennsylvania and somewhere else I can't exactly remember.
Example:
Hey Jim! Did you know tomorrow is Take your plane to work day?
Jim: Sweet! I'll ask my Dad to let me fly his Boeing 747 into work!


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