the Baldwin

The act of taking a duck-lipped selfie whilst dropping a deuce in a public toilet.Their is a point system involved for how many of the following factors you can pull off (so to speak):Extra points are awarded for the following:1. Finding a brushed metal stall to get a reflection of side-cheek in the selfie2. Taking the selfie during a toy hunt3. Including the toy you found in the selfie4. Bonus points if that toy is made by Hasbro5. More points if you drop a quote like, “How the mighty have fallen” when you “drop your cargo” as it wereIf all these factors can be achieved, it’s called a “Deluxe Baldwin.”



baldwin
A really hot guy. He is usually date-able, and it raises your social status if you go out with him.
Example:
"Man, i wish that i had a baldwin" Cher said it in the movie CULELESS

see also hunk


Baldwin
An instance of committing a negligent discharge with a firearm, especially when said discharge results in the death of an innocent person. coined by a commenter on youtube after the infamous shooting of an innocent woman by Alec Baldwin on the set of the movie "Rust". The complete phrase is "pulling a Baldwin."
Example:
Hey watch out! Don't play with that gun like that before you pull a Baldwin!


Baldwin
a fat cocoa puff that eats calories for a living and drinks melted butter for a living. He does rituals naked in the woods with cheezdoodle wrappers as his clothing and when the ritual is complete he will turn into his true form CLEVELAND BROWN JR
Example:
*walks into store*

jerry:BALDWIN STOOOP

*Baldwin proceeds to eat all fucking chicken nuggets in history*

Baldwin:gO aWaY!!!!!!!


baldwin
1) A handsome man*, it raises your social status if you go out with him.

2) A decent actor* delegated to support roles in reputable, High budget dramas.

* Does not apply to Daniel, Stephen and Billy.
Example:
1) "Man, i wish that i had a baldwin"- Clueless.
2) The Departed, The Aviator, The Good Shepard.


Baldwin
A town in western Michigan next to "ludington"
This town was legally placed as the poorest county in the whole state of Michigan. 3 stores each 5 miles apart. K-hill, wonderful apartments that work like vending machines for drugs. And 2 prisons! Come to lovely lake county. Where your children will pretend to be black and be in a "gang". And your daughters will be thots. - Baldwin ❤
Example:
Baldwin? Where is that?

Exactly.


baldwin
the act of blowing someone and simultaneously flicking their balls with the index or middle fingers (both hands).

it can be used to take "sexual revenge" on someone, or simply to satisfy a masochistic craving.

named as a tribute to the Baldwin brothers. there is no relation directly to them; the name was chosen simply because it has vague sexual connotations.
Example:
dude! that girl Brittney was blowing me in my iroc-z on friday night. everything was cool until she gave me the biggest baldwin! ahhhh!


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