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Affliction

by FlightofIcarus on Apr 12, 2010 08:10:09

Extremely overpriced brand of Graphic tee-shirts. Typically known as a status symbol among chads. If it's a graphic tee you're after, there are many FAR cheaper options that not only look better, but are less likely to cause others to associate you with douchebag status. It's recommended that you avoid Affliction if you have any self respect whatsoever.

Example:
Dude 1: Dude, that's a pretty rad shirt, is that Affliction?

Dude 2: Fuck that! only a moron would spend $100 on an Affliction t-shirt. This one was 15 bucks, and it looks better!

Dude 1: Really? goddamn, I feel like a moron for wasting my money now..

Affliction

by Two Bit 1982 on Oct 30, 2011 04:26:21

A group of Douche Bags. ie. pack of dogs, murder of ravens, heard of cattle Affliction of douche bags. Named after their trademark shirts. As to make them easy to spot in the crowd. most douchebags are known to wear white sunglasses, white bandanas, fake tans, tribal tattoos and faux hawks or spiky hair.

Example:
"Hey Sean, did you see that Affliction of Douch Bags last night? They all drank Heinekens and had white sunglasses and faux hawks."

Affliction

by _The Secret_ on Aug 07, 2019 13:37:25

A feeling driven by extreme emotional suffering. A feeling so strong it starts to affect your general well-being whether it be psychological or physical.

Usually a feeling brought on by yearning or fond memories of a certain person; which when any form of pain arises it is amplified.

Example:
The breakdown of a relationship can lead to unfathomable affliction.

Affliction

by ZodfindsthisFUN on May 31, 2005 18:35:57

Back in 1856 a doctor by the name of Terrence Nutkins argued with his peers that the emotion of Jealousy was actually a physical manifestation and not just a feeling. He argued that in every person lay dormant a miniscule gland in the upper tethis that when a person felt jealous this gland would convulse releasing a small dose of Cheortyxon C.

This small dose would force the Afflicted to do all manner of odd things like become irritated and angry easily sometimes leading the sufferer to post crazy things on websites and make up alot of hocus pocus. Terrence published his workings and until today the gland has not been denied nor confirmed by doctors in the field.

Example:
You're jealous of affliction you'll post on websites to vent your anger!

Affliction

by ZodfindsthisFUN on May 31, 2005 18:29:47

A boston street slang. 1980's popculture moulded this years latest craze in uptown boston.

Example:
You Sir, speak with a certain degree of Affliction.

"Dats right, honkey"

afflicted

by talk2me-JCH2 on Jan 09, 2021 09:41:39

Sick, mentally impaired, troubled

Example:
She accused the boy of stealing her phone when actually she had left her phone in a cab! This woman is obviously afflicted, and self centered.

Afflict

by Jafje on Apr 10, 2007 19:02:57

To cause severe physical or mental distress or damage to something or somebody.

Example:
The weapon's afflict damages the shield beyond repair.

afflict

by j0rd4nkzf on Sep 03, 2013 18:30:49

(of a problem or illness) cause pain or suffering to; affect or trouble.
(of a celestial body) be in a stressful aspect with (another celestial body or a point on the ecliptic).

Example:
"serious ills afflict the industry"
"Jupiter is afflicted by Mars in opposition"
"arthritis can afflict people of all ages"

stingray affliction

by Shawn WC on Apr 03, 2014 11:31:35

When somebody is always acting tough and talking shit, but when they fight they get the shit kicked out of them.

Also a song by the PHC band Issues, describing said affliction.

Example:
"Mike suffers from the stingray affliction. He said he could beat the shit out of Brad, but instead Brad broke 3 of his ribs."

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