discordian Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

discordian

when you are a discordian, you spend your life on discord. you dont know anything from the outside world.

discordian

by discordian on Dec 22, 2003 05:25:57

When in doubt, fuck it.
When not in doubt... get in doubt.

Fnord!

Example:
That discordian stirs shit everywhere he goes!

discordian

by ryan y on Feb 24, 2005 07:34:50

One who practices discordianism.

Example:
Ask not what a discordian IS, but rather what ISNT a discordian.

discordian

by iltkgfr on Dec 19, 2022 20:59:48

a fat ass guy or girl that be using discord too much

Example:
Mike is a discordian because he fat ashi and uses discord.

discordian

by niadisabled on Apr 13, 2022 01:28:15

somebody who spends their whole day on discord and doesn't get off

an discordian is also someone who edates

Example:
discordian : yo ma , u wanna be my girl?

youngboyfan1234 : no yb hit

discordian

by mannyily on Apr 10, 2022 12:56:50

mfs that spend their entire life on discord and have never touched grass in their life

Example:
sheluvsdevin!: im opening google maps, snackrunner you should join my stream

snackrunner: naw this dude a discordian fr

discordian

by Phstnr on Oct 14, 2015 02:20:58

One who has sexual intercourse with baked goods

Example:
Based on the way he fucks that pie , I would say he is a discordian.

discordianism

by adoblivione on Jan 11, 2006 13:25:13

A religion disguised as a joke disguised as a religion, founded by Malaclypse the Younger (or Mal-2, commonly thought to be an alias of Greg Hill) and Lord Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst (probably Kerry Thornley). Discordians supposedly worship the goddess Eris (or Discordia), but the central theme of Discordianism is a combination of absurdity and philosophy.

Discordians tend to be fun-loving--if eccentric--folks, and great fun to have a few drinks with.

Example:
For more information on Discordianism, consult your pineal gland. Or Google it, whatever.

Discordianism

by Some undead guy on Nov 30, 2007 14:34:10

Well, you're the pope. YOU decide!

Example:
"Discordianism is but one of many, and several of some. It can also be described as five tons of flax."

Discordianism

by Devonous on Sep 22, 2006 05:24:57

The practice of not practicing anything unless it is discordianism. If that isn't it than it is something else unless it isn't in whic case it is not. To practice discordianism is to destroy it's existence unless you practice discordianism in which case you would not practice discordianism unless you were or you weren't.

Example:
Discordianism is everything. Unless it isn't.

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