don't ask
A thought which often escapes idiots staring at a stranger struggling to walk. "What happened to you?" they say, before
launching into the
saga of their torn knee
ligament, oblivious to the possibility that their prey has been disabled for decades and doesn't wish to answer appallingly inappropriate questions, nor needs your brilliant advice.
Don't ask, Don't tell
by BobsMyMan on Jul 21, 2010 03:20:49
A phrase often used when you've done something wrong or something that can
land you
in deep trouble.
Example:
Example 1-
Billy: Hey, did you tell your mom about
sneaking out and banging Jessica last night?
Bob- Nahh. I live by
the Don't ask, Don't tell rule!
Example 2-
Guy 1: What's your dad gonna do once he finds out you totally
flunked the test?
Guy 2: Don't ask, Don't tell.
Don't ask. Don't tell
by writter123 on Apr 17, 2010 05:45:25
Slang for Homosexualily which the "
Don't Ask" can either states "
Don't ask if
I am Gay, because I am", "Don't ask me to love you", or "Don't ask what I am doing".
The Don't tell can either mean "Don't tell your Gay", "Don't tell you had Sex with the same gender", or "Don't tell that we are dating".
Don't Ask, Just Smell
by BigBlackBlick on Dec 29, 2010 07:06:00
A phrase to define the new policy of not "
outing" someone by asking, "Did you just fart?" Not asking someone or a roomful of people, who farted is politically correct. The person who
ripped it, dealt it, or pushed it, may have a medical issue the casuses he/she to expell rancid gas at semi-regular intervals. Moreover the guilty party may be very shy and "outing" them might cause mental trauma that would far exceed the mental and physical
anguish of "just smelling".
Example:
I was at a meeting the other day when Bob let out an
SBDF. I thought I was going to die. I was just about to "out" him on it, but then I thought, "What about
Bob's feelings?". He's been having a rough time at home and with his Irratable Bowel Syndrome, I thought it
prudent to practice "Don't Ask, Just Smell".
oh mary, don't ask!
by Frankie & Johnny on Apr 08, 2005 16:27:23
Homosexual
subculture expression where
one over the edge
gay man indicates that the news or incident that has happened to him isjust too terrible to explain (but he's going to tell you anyway); Mary ... another gay man
Example:
QUESTION: So where is the
autographed program from the Barbra Streisand concert?
REPLY: Oh Mary, don't ask! After I rode the train for two fucking hours out to
Port Jefferson, that fucking
tight assed bitch wouldn't sell it to me.
fashion don't ask don't tell
by Hannah benana on Jun 15, 2009 12:07:46
when you buy that designer clothes for cheap and you dont want people to know..but at the same time you dont wanna lie cause that's a
fkn morron thing to do since the truth will eventually come out one day so the dont ask dont tell
policy is necessarily applied
Example:
J: OMG! that's such a pretty dress you're wearing!
H: thanks.its
marc jacobs
J: omg that must be expensive!
H: yeah.
PERIOD.end of the conversation.change of subject.
**fashion don't ask don't tell
policy applied**
don't ask me the color of anything
by hardal on Jun 18, 2022 23:33:29
Similar to the “sorry, mommy,” trend, people will usually say, “don't ask me the color of anything” after they've spotted a crush.
The joke is that their
infatuation prevented them from registering what was going on otherwise, like the colors in their surroundings.