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dysfunctional

a “dysfunctional” relationship is something that’s never perfect but is always worth it

dysfunctional

by fujikawa on Oct 03, 2007 05:30:46

1. Any executive action by Dean Spanos stunted slime, incompetent team president of the San Diego Chargers, who single-handedly tossed his entire 2007 season in the crapper before it even got started.

2. Bending over to receive a good bumming from an insecure weasel and getting nothing in return.

3. Failure to grasp the consequences of a poorly thought out decision.

4. Firing the coach who led your team to a 14-2 record.

Example:
Dysfunctional Dean Spanos...stupid, stupid, stupid.

Dean Spanos, in a moment of dysfunctional reflection, “I fired the wrong Bobby”.

What the heck happened to this 2007 Charger team? Why are they so dysfunctional?

Dysfunctional

by Because_I'm_Batman on Jan 14, 2014 08:36:14

Adjective.

To be very bad at something. Usually pertaining to sports.

*Coined by SAAS*

Example:
Jim knew Clemon was dysfunctional because he missed twelve layups in a row.

dysfunction

by Dustin on Nov 22, 2004 04:26:15

A metal band from Casa Grande, AZ.

Example:
Dysfunction beats he shit out of everyone else's music.

Autocorrectile Dysfunction

by asthmaticdan on Sep 04, 2015 08:49:17

When you had such a boner about the sentence you constructed but autocorrect fucked it all up at the last second.

Example:
Your top was untied and I thought how nice it would be to follow the sweat down your ass crack. Fuck...I meant to say spine, not ass crack. Autocorrectile dysfunction.

erectile dysfunction

by FrenzyMedia on Feb 11, 2016 11:40:07

The disorder where a man's soldier won't salute.

Example:
Sam needs a truckload of Viagra, because he's a chronic sufferer of erectile dysfunction.

a reptile dysfunction

by I, Wreckerrr on Dec 22, 2020 22:43:13

This occurs when a man's trouser snake or underwear anaconda refuses to rise to greet lady parts!

Example:
Ben Dover had a reptile dysfunction in the van with Susie!

connectile dysfunction

by m0 on Feb 05, 2007 09:56:23

1. The inability to gain or maintain an internet connection.
2. The inability to print, email, or get to the internet.

Example:
My computer had connectile dysfunction (CD) yesterday, so I couldn't check my email.

executive dysfunction

by Assume I'm a goddess :P on Apr 22, 2021 22:28:44

That mood you get into when you know you need to do something or want to do something but just can't get yourself to get up and do it. Begging yourself to get up and do it but you just can't.

Example:
Brain: you need to study for that AP test today
Me: you're right, I really should so I don't fail this time.
Body: nah, just watch Tiktok
Brain: please, you really need to
Me: please, I'm begging you, just study
Body: ...nah
Brain: I really hate how my ADHD comes with executive dysfunction

erectile dysfunction

by cuz fuck you thats why on Feb 03, 2015 07:35:09

When your anaconda don't want none regardless of the presence of buns.

Example:
His anaconda don't want none even if there is buns. He must have erectile dysfunction.

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