Endicott
Endicott NY is a small town in southern NY characterized by a disproportionatly elderly population, early teenage pregnanicies, a grade school educated workforce, pessimism, ignorance, pollution, and ever increasing economic and urban decay. Endicott is best known for the speedie fest, during which the local hicks, get drunk, and consume large amounts of food the form of speedies which are skewered mean not unlike a shish-kabob. Popular activities in Endicott include: eating, smoking marijuana, going to church, collecting welfare and complaining.
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My hometown is this hole named Endicott, you've probably never heard of it but it's an hour south of Syracuse.
My hometown is this hole named Endicott, you've probably never heard of it but it's an hour south of Syracuse.