escalade

car of choice for drug dealers, rappers, and guys with small penises



escalade
one of many large cars that men purchase to conceal the diminutive
nature of their "manhood."
Example:
That guy was born with a little dick, so he bought an Escalade to feel
like a man.


escalade
A Chevrolet Tahoe with body cladding, 18" wheels, and some fake chrome shit all over. Often acquired by people on the verge of bankruptcy who have a small dick.
Example:
Person 1: "Yo, I got me an escalade."
Person 2: "Sweet! Let's check it out."
Person 1: "Oh, the bank took it already."


escalade
an overpriced version of tahoe. also comes in ext and esv, are based on the avalanche and suburban
Example:
Escalade: look at me! I only cost 55k
Tahoe: you idiot, i'm the same thing for only 30k


escalade
someone who is manufactured, fake, and or lies alot.
Example:
you are such an escalade


escalade
an escalade is a vehicle taht true pimps and rich people drive. The escalade is made by cadillac and is usually priced around 50,000 US or more. You can pimp out an escalade and it will look very sweet. Usually rappers rap about drivin in their Caddy.
Example:
Escalades are the best SUV's you can buy. They are pimp mobiles


escalade
this goes out to all the idiots who compare an escalade to a tahoe, an escalade ext to a avalanche and the escalade esv to a suburban. The Escalade in all three models has a new and more upscalde suspension, noise control, interior and exterior design and many other features. The Escalade is not on the same platform as GMC's or Chevys and is quieter and nicer inside and outside, Chevy's and GMC's has 5.3L V8's with 310HP and the Escalade has a 6.2L V8 with 403HP!!!! so that's why you pay the extra dough, want to know why i know this, cause i own one. I dont care, i am rich, so when i see you in your chevy i'll laugh at you cause you know you want the escalade, poor bastards
Example:
Suburban: Rich bastard, I am in the same thing for only 37g's
Escalade ESV: Yeah but your built like crap, and youre jealous of me so kiss my ass and my 6.2L V8 while your crappy 5.3L V8 Cant even get onto the highway fast enough
Suburban: Uh, yeah, well, go chevy (Drives away and starts crying wishing he went to college so he can get an escalade)


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