cleft
Used in biology and engineering to describe a divide, it is also a vernacular expression describing
lady parts. See wedge and flange, among other
carpentry terms. Popularised by the character Jeff in the BBC TV Series "
Coupling"
cleft
by toby palmer on Feb 15, 2019 19:58:58
An insult to someone displaying low
I.Q/
smartness. Also an example to insult someone who's showing a lack of
engagement with their friends
cleft
by ikilledkenny21x on Aug 14, 2006 01:29:42
Example:
"Most of the people down on
colfax are clefts... but
thats nice when you need some lovin and only gots 5
dolla"
cleft
by Kraken on Nov 24, 2006 22:06:14
short for 'clear left'. In countries that
drive on the left side of the road, it is what the
passenger (who is sitting in
the shotgun seat on the left side of the car) says to a the driver to indicate the way in clear from the left and its safe to procede,
cleft
by Project Green Leaf on Jun 03, 2006 01:20:16
When one's boxers, shorts, or underwear rides
up on you. There are three types of the cleft, a left cleft, a right cleft, and a middle cleft (the worst). A left and a right cleft is where your boxers pull up to either side or you testicle sac, and a middle cleft is where the
seam in the boxers that
splits the legs rides up on you up the middle seeming to almost split you sac.
cleft
by dbspin1 on Dec 01, 2007 00:19:54
A Northern Irish term. A cleft is essentially a yuppie arsehole, or
trustfund hipster. Activities indulged in by the cleft, including the purchase of luxury cars, male grooming products and
Warhol prints, may be referred to as
clefty.
cleft
by hughesms on Nov 30, 2007 00:58:16
Adj "
A way of life"
Someone whose entire lifestyle is dictated by modern and expensive trends from Music taste, fashion, friend circles
right down to wear they shop for food. Frequently
blogs.
Example:
Wow look at that guy in his
Armani shirt and
Audi TT his parents bought for him. He's a complete cleft.
Yes what a
clefty bastard.
cleft
by clowwwww on Jun 26, 2007 11:27:15
cleft
by Turkey Man on Mar 30, 2004 03:37:37
Example:
*guy dances around with many many
turkeys under arms*
"My name is
ALFONSE! and I AM A SPANKMONSTER!"
You would
reply with "cleft"?
Cleft
by Cleft lardson on Jan 24, 2021 06:58:18