first commenter
Usually 7-12 year
olds on YouTube who think that
commenting "first", "early", "
notification squad" on a new video is going to make them cool and popular, when it, in fact, does the complete opposite.
first comment whore
by Matty194 on Dec 01, 2009 05:48:01
Noun: Any of the species of assholes
that feel the need to get the
first comment on something as if it actually meant something. These illiterate jackoffs can usually be found trolling Youtube,
flash game websites, Myspace/Facebook, blogs, and other places where comments are enabled. There are rumors that these trolls can type faster than they can masturbate, however this is not true.
Example:
FCW: first
You: Nobody gives a shit. Fuck off
FCW: if u dont give a shit than y did u comment back
You: You are a donkey-fucker. Go
scribble 'first' on the inside of some
donkey's sexual organs you cock-smoking first comment whore
FCW: ur a nooob
You: *suicide*
First comment fag
by glugugugugugug on Feb 21, 2011 00:35:45
An
attention seeking idiot who actually thinks
it's cool to be the first person to comment on
an Internet article, video, post, blog, etc.
Sometimes, multiple fags do it at the same time, only to look like idiots, as shown below in ex.1.
Example:
ex. 1
news
story's comments:
-FIRST!
-FIRST!
-FIRST!
-stop that shit it's getting annoying.
ex.2
some celebrity's facebook page:
-first!!!
-the guy who posted 'first' is a
First Comment Fag!
thumbs up if you agree!