goonbag
an aussie slang term for the those cheap 4 liter wine containers. Due to the excessive drinking in the aboriginal territories and the silver plastic bag inside the cartonthe term goonbag evolved.Goonbag
Goonbag is not just a noun, it's a lifestyle. A goon bag is a person who has no job, doesn't wear shoes, often covered in sand, doesn't go to class, and of course drinks heaps of goon like its fucking water. A goonbag has no money but still blows it all at the casino usually forcing them to eat chicken and cheeses for all three meals. A goonbag BYO's goon to everything they do and solve all of their problems by drinking
Goonbag
A person of ill wit who's day is made up of mostly lounging around in their pyjamas. Most "goonbags" would choose not to work if they had the choice but some a forced too because of financial commitments, hence their work life is spent wondering around doing as little as possible talking to people and leaving equipment in carparks.
Example:
"Hey Jerry do you want to go hang out with Andy?"
"Hah man, did you see him sitting on his hands? he s such a goonbag"
"Hey Jerry do you want to go hang out with Andy?"
"Hah man, did you see him sitting on his hands? he s such a goonbag"
Goonbag
Example:
Can't wait for Centrelink to open to get myself a goonbag for another goodnights sleep on the silver pillow
Can't wait for Centrelink to open to get myself a goonbag for another goodnights sleep on the silver pillow
Goonbag Range
Any movement, theory, or collective promoting: good vibes, versatility and unity. The range is limitless.
Example:
Out to my Goonbag Range
Out to my Goonbag Range
iced up goonbag
this term is used mostly in Australian slang. because ice is crystal meth, and a goonbag can be described as a person under the right context a iced up goonbag is a sketchy person that is assumed to use ice. It can also be used to describe someones credibility like the second sentence below. Can also be used as iced goonbag.
Example:
"look at that cunt. he's a iced up goonbag". or "what do you know your just a iced up goonbag", "I am a wreck i must looked like a iced goonbag".
"look at that cunt. he's a iced up goonbag". or "what do you know your just a iced up goonbag", "I am a wreck i must looked like a iced goonbag".
Goonbag
A "Goonbag" is a large hairy mammal, similar to a walrus. It cannot bend at the knee without complaint and sings like a dying cat making love to a rhinoceros getting a prostate exam.
Goonbag
The Goonbag
When you piss in a girl during sex. Then eat her out until she cums then squirts it back into your mouth. Re-creating the action of drinking from a goon bag.
Example:
Bro i tried “the goonbag” last night with my girl and it was so gross….but good at the same time you should try it.
Bro i tried “the goonbag” last night with my girl and it was so gross….but good at the same time you should try it.