flannels

The lesbian uniform commonly used to attract a mate in the wild.



flannel
the single greatest article of clothing ever to be invented by mankind.
Example:
jimmy got hit by a bus, he died...but his friend bob was next to him and got hit by the bus as well...but bob survived, because the flannel absorbed the bus into a different dimension.


Flannel
A comfortable, soft weave of cotton that is found in shirts and pajama pants. It is commonly found in button-down form. They come in a wide variety of colors and styles. It is safe to say that flannel shirts will not be categorized to a certain subculture, as they are worn by many, from jocks to hipsters.
Example:
"I wore my new flannel at the party last night. The girls were all over me!"


flannel
an article of clothing that makes you automatically a gay or very white. that’s just the way it works. i don’t make the rules.
Example:
micheal: “damn, lashawna looks so fine in that flannel. i would love to rip that shit off.”

quentin: “dawg, she a whole lesbian-“


flanneling
Flanneling is the female equivelant of teabagging. The woman in question saunters up to the intended victim, which is ideally in a relaxed lying down state, open and receptive to new experiences.

Upon arrived, the woman gently lowers herself onto the victim's face, and attempts to lay down her labia on the bridge of the victim's nose.

Note that women who have given birth to multiple and/or oversized children make for more successful flannelers.
Example:
Dude, I was just taking a nap and Stacy decided to give me a good old fashioned flanneling, it was scary yet awesome.


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