flying dutchman

When you are having anal sex in the doggie style position while standing up you proceed to put your partner in a full nelson and jump forward into a belly flop.



flying dutchman
a dutch man on an airplane.
Example:
man 1: hey is that guy dutch?

man 2: yeah and hes on the plane..

man 1: haha hes a flying dutchman


flying dutchman
found on the seceret menu at in-n-out burger, best burger joint in the world, only found in California, Arizona and Nevada (It's family owned and operated). It consists of meat and cheese only. A 2x2 flying dutchman is 2 meat and 2 cheese. A 3x3 is 3 meat and 3 cheese.
Example:
Whoa, Char just ate a 4x4 flying dutchman and now he's been in the bathroom for 2 solid hours!


flying dutchman
when you fart, then walk away quickly so no one will think it was you who committed the foul deed
Example:
I was at this upscale banquet last night and had to perform a flying dutchman; I was so embarrassed! Good thing no one caught me.


flying dutchman
to fake projectile saliva into the air causing significant other to use blankets to shield themselves from the law of gravity in turn allowing easy advantage to perform the famous dutch oven
Example:
she was lovingly cuddleing up to her lovers chest when suddenly he spat straight up in the air, in reaction to the terror that was about to befall her she sought rfuge under the safety of the blankets only to find the light rumble and stench of intestinal gasses wafting up to her delicate sence of smell, she thrashed about to escape her tomb of fecal fumes on ly to discover her efforts were futile as her partners strong arms encassed her trapping her into her fate, the thrashing slowed and stopped as she accepted that on this night she would fall vitem to the one so many before her had,... The Flying Dutchman


Flying Dutchman
When you know you just took a shit but when you wipe...there's nothing there;...and you look in the toilet and there's nothing there. Scaring you as if youve just seen a ghost ship.
Example:
You're gonna think I'm crazy, but i think i just launched a flying dutchman!


Flying Dutchman
#1 A spectral ship said to appear in storms near the Cape of Good Hope. Said to be captained by Davy Jones.

#2 The captain of this ship, a legendary Dutch mariner condemned to sail the seas against the wind until Judgment Day.

#3 A phatom ship that was awesomely recreated in Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest.
Example:
Look!! It's the Flying Dutchman!!! RUN!!!!


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