fonging

Your intrail will become your extrails... pain... lots of pain...



fonging
To bail out flaking of appointments at the last minute with really lame ass excuses like.... "hey, how's it going, it's **** i just got your text message, sorry bro, ummm, i think i'm gonna have to cancel last minute, i started work this week, as i think i mentioned to you in my email on Monday, yeah it's been a tough transition getting settled in, kinda draining physically mentally so, ummm, still in the Peninsula, took a half hour nap and by the time i get there, it'll prob be like 9, and i know you're gonna be there until 9:30, so, hopefully maybe we can get together tomorrow, spoke with ####, so I'll give you a call and try to shoot for Saturday and hope you're having a good time, and I spoke with #### and heard it was a good turnout, so i'll kick your butt in pool next time and we'll get together soon. alright, talk to you later."
Example:
Dude, are you fonging on me? what kind of lame ass excuse is "i'm really tired. I've gotta bail. I'll make it up to you next time." That's so shady.


Fonged
To become flustered, overwhelmed and confused under the slightest sign of pressure to the point when even speaking can become difficult.

(The term “Fonged” is a combination of the words, flustered, overwhelmed, gone and confused.)
Example:
“Hey how did you go in court today?”

“Yeah, not good. When the questions started I got flustered, I couldn’t even talk!”

“Oh man, sounds like you fonged it!”

“Sure did!”


Fongness
(noun-person)
1. One that is naturally drunk and very happy all the time.
2. Loud, obnoxious, and always hyper.
3. A person that is cocky and in your face.
Example:
Oh my god, look at the Fongness right there. He's such an asshole but he pulls it off.


fong
To strike or more specifically kick, taken from the film 'a knight's tale' where it is used by the character Watt (played by alan Tudyk)
Example:
I will fong you until your outsides are in, your insides are out, your entrails will become your extrails. Pain! lots of pain! (Watt to Chaucer)


Fong
N. To kick the crap out of.

Taken from the movie, "A Knight's Tale", where they seem to use that word a lot. Especially Watt. And Chaucer.
Example:
"I'll fong you in the arse!"


Fonging
Fonging is when you take the rack out of your oven, tie two strings around the end, wrap the other end of the strings around your fingers, and then bend over slightly from the waist and put your fingers in your ears, at which point others gently tap on the rack with kitchen utensils such as wooden salad spoons, turkey basters, or screwdrivers and it makes an amazing sound in your head.
Example:
Fonging with your friends is a great way to have fun.


Fonged
1) To be struck with an obvious answer or response, when asking a question (usually with implied connotations).

2) To get an unintended answer.
Example:
Bob: Hey George, how do you make your long distance calls? (really asking if he used a calling card or etc.)

George: The telephone.

"Bob was fonged."


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