Fong Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Fong

N. To kick the crap out of.Taken from the movie, "A Knight's Tale", where they seem to use that word a lot. Especially Watt. And Chaucer.

Fong

by Brandon on Mar 12, 2004 12:59:16

Verb. To beat mercilessly.

Noun. A game in which coke bottles filled with sand and duct taped beyond belief are used to fong people.

Example:
I wrecked my car, my dad is gonna fong me when he finds out...

Fong

by Nerd Girl on Mar 18, 2008 14:22:06

Verb.

To hit in the head any amount of times with a wadded up paper ball covered with duct tape.

Different forms: fong (the act of fonging), fonged (the act of fonging in the past), Fongler (one who fongs), Fongling Ball (the wadded up paper ball covered with duct tape that is used in the act of fonging), fongled (the term used by a person to describe the instance in which he or she was fonged), The Fongled (those who have been fonged.

Origins: Variation of the "Fong" in a Knight's Tale.

Example:
I will fong you!

Different forms: I will fong you! I fonged him yesterday! You are such a Fongler! I found the Fongling Ball! I have been fongled! They are of the Fongled.

Fong

by JB.in.SD on Nov 18, 2009 12:40:05

{originating from Hong Kong}

(adjective)

1. making reference to wealthy Chinese men that are able to afford a lifestyle that far surpasses any logical sound financial reasoning.

(verb)
2. to consistently select the best, most expensive, most sought-after, most desirable, most difficult to acquire items, without hesitation.

Example:
1. How can he afford a million dollar home in the city, drive an M3, raise 2 kids, buy his wife plasma necklaces, and buy vintage guitars without a job? - That's so Fong...

2. I don't know what to do... I really can't afford this... and I could actually get by with something cheaper and of lesser quality. - Dude,... just Fong it.

Fong

by johnson/jackson on Jul 23, 2008 12:39:19

1.n The sound made when removing a penis from a bodily orifice.
2.v.The act of creating the sound

Example:
Man i sure could go for a fong right now.
I wanna fong that bitch like i fonged dannys mom.

Fong

by Popsiclewillie on Jan 26, 2015 12:12:28

To receive an insult from someone but dish out a much more brutal action/response in return.

Example:
"Dude, I can't believe you banged that guys sister who said you looked ugly. You totally Fong'ed his ass!"

Fong

by Ingby0603 on Jun 24, 2015 02:26:30

The combining of the words 'fat' and 'mong' to create the insult 'fong'

Example:
'Ew Amy's such a fong'

Fong

by the_oracles_eye on Mar 31, 2009 05:27:15

1. noun - a cunt that gets wet by the sight of large asian boys.

2. verb - to become wet.

3. adj - adjective reserved for fong-like things. one that sucks or blows in a manner that makes a "walter" wet in the asshole.

Example:
guy: oh my god, did you see that fong just now?
guy 2: yea, i think hes wet now.

Fong

by Wrasslinandbeer on Dec 31, 2017 08:17:32

To tickle the armpit of another.

Example:
The family gathering was going well until Aunt Judy decided to fong Dave.

Fong

by ClintCameron on May 17, 2016 17:51:50

A bad, terrible person. One who knows nothing about maths and science.

Example:
You are such a fong!

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