french toast Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

french toast

First you pre-heat your steam iron to the highest setting. Wisk 1 large egg in liquid measuring cup. Add 1 tsp of vanilla extract, and 2 Tbsp of bread crumbs. Tilt your head upwards and pour egg mixture into your mouth, but do not swallow. While maintaining you head in tilted position, hold pre-heated iron above your mouth and touch your tongue to the hot surface of the iron for at least 6 seconds. Cool off tongue with maple syrup and whipped cream, and viola, french toast.

French Toasting

by sockbanana on Nov 23, 2015 11:50:07

Sneaking off to a private location with a significant other to rub each other off. It is a great code word.

Example:
BF : I'm in the mood for some french toasting!
GF : You know, I am too! Let's go!
Mom : Go and get some then!
BF & GF : We will be back in a little bit!

french toasted

by thefrenchtoast on Oct 17, 2009 08:40:57

To be french toasted is when you put egg whites, maple syrup and cinnamon in someones ass crack and have anal sex with them slapping them with bread.

Example:
"So the other night after getting my haircut I went home and got french toasted!"

French Toasted

by KStagK on Nov 18, 2013 10:51:34

A bachelor party / stag party prank. When the groom passes out in the sun, eggs and bread are applied to his naked body. The sun cooks the eggs, baking the bread and ruining the groom.

Example:
Morgs and 14 of his mates went to Kaiikooora for his stag party. We dressed him in only a g string and made him drink fish bait with warm beer. When he passed out in the sun we french toasted him!

French Toast

by Hampton Grey on Apr 04, 2021 08:40:01

When you pour syrup in her vagina and dip your french toast in it. After, always clean up by eating the syrup

Example:
“Hey babe, can you serve me french toast tomorrow morning?”
“Only if you make me sausage after”

French Toast

by Mopey87 on Mar 04, 2007 03:12:19

1) An easy Breakfast to make.

2) Joan of Arc

Example:
I like French Toast.

French toast

by Zach G. on Dec 04, 2003 10:30:05

A food that, contrary to popular belief, is not called "toast by the french. It's called lost bread.

Example:
Frenchman: Would you like some lost bread?
American: You mean french toast?

French Toast

by Hodge329 on Sep 19, 2008 03:54:36

Egging someone else's property, usually a car, then covering it with slices of bread, and leaving it in the sun. The sun cooks the eggs, baking the bread and ruining the car. Hence, french toast.

Example:
The Principal gave me detention the other day, so me and Pablo French Toasted his car.

French Toast

by WaffleMan on Jan 19, 2013 04:12:17

A sexual act when a man ejaculates on their partner's stomach, and immediately flips over the partner and burns them.

Example:
"Why does she have a burn mark on her back?"

"Cause I french toasted her last night"

French Toast

by YourAdopted on Jun 08, 2011 13:03:00

A simple concoction of bread, eggs, and milk. Dates back as far as Medieval Times.

It's also some how magically related to Asians.

Example:
Asians=French Toast????

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