aka still hiding in the closet
This guy hasn’t realized that it’s 2019 now. It’s ok to be gay and like other guys. He still thinks he has to hide in the closet. He will loudly proclaim to everyone how hot he is and how much girls want him. He will brag about
what girl he is banging tonight. Unfortunately, because he thinks it’s still the 1800s, he will accuse other guys of being gay. He will post paragraphs of sexual fantasies that he has about these guys yet will claim that these guys look at him this way. A Super Happy Fun Guy is someone to be
pitied. Hopefully, his
prince charming will rescue him from these
unrequited feelings and show him that it’s ok to come out of the closet and be what he is.
This guy is also a stalker of any guy who is better looking and more successful than he could ever be.
Example:
“Ugh. This guy just won’t shut up about Cam.”
“I thought he was hooking up with some hot chick?”
“Are you kidding? He’s totally a
super happy fun guy.”
“I am so much better than
all you guys. Girls drool over my body. Guys wish they were me. Guys and girls wish they could sleep with me, but
I’m straight.”
“You are such a super happy fun guy. You’re not fooling anyone.”