gilligan's island

where 7 castaways live never being rescued because gilligan always is fucking things up. I would take little innocent Mary Ann and kill everyone else



Gilligan's Island
n. A location that, although existing within the continental United States is sufficiently remote as to have no available Cell Phone or Internet service whatsoever.
Example:
Don't bother emailing me the changes tomorrow. We'll be camping in the Adirondacks so I'll be on "Gilligan's Island" until Sunday afternoon.


Gilligan's Island
When taking a shit, there is too much crap, thats fills up from the bottom and then makes an Island.
Example:
I took such a big crap, it made a Gilligan's Island.


Gilligan's Island
When sitting in a bathtub, you pull a fly's wings off, and let the wingless fly crawl around on the tip of your penis, which is protruding out of the water.
Example:
"I was so bored that I did a Gilligan's Island in the bathtub.


Gilligan's Island
1. n. An old show from the 60's that featured dumbasses that crashed a ship and didn't bring the telegraph with them to the island.
2. v. Whacking off a Nurse
3. adj. Ugly
Example:
1. Gilligan's Island was so fucking stupid!
2. Person 1 : Did you hear about Jesse?
Person 2 : Ya! He got caught by the principal giving the School Nurse a Gilligan's Island!
Person 1 : I heard he does it all the time.
Person 2 : I heard the Nurse PAYS FOR THAT!
Person 1 : Oh I'm so doing it next!
3. OMG! Bobby is so Fucking Gilligan's Island.


Gilligan's Island Effect
The effect that puts someone on the list of people you would have sex with that wouldn't otherwise be there by imagining that you and the group of people you are with are trapped on a desert island .
Example:
Well, the people here are all ugly, but that guy over there is benefitting from the Gilligan's Island Effect.


Gilligan's Island show
A formulaic, boiler-plate television show where the same basic plot or premise occurs each episode but in a different way, (i.e. The crew of the Minnow come up with a plan to get off the uncharted, desert isle, but Gilligan screws it all up.). Notorious examples are how-to shows where some contractor or contracting group comes to a house, shows a plan, does the work, and then, “Oh… my… God,” shows the owner the result. Other examples are Eureka, American Chopper, Curb Appeal, and Save My Bath.
Example:
You know, that reminds me of that one American Chopper?

Which one?

The one where they decide to create a really cool, one-off motorcycle, but they make sure not to give themselves enough time before they plan on showing it, so the dad and son keep getting into arguments, Vince does all the work, but somehow they manage to get the chopper finished in time for the show. And Mikey is just weird.

Oh, well that narrows it down a lot. That is a real Gilligan's Island show.


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