gorilla's

It starts with the premeditated act of shaving one's pubic area and placing the clippings in a plastic bag. Once accomplished, perform intercourse and ejaculate onto the hot babe's face. Next retrieve the afore mentioned bag of pubic hair clippings and throw them on the hot babe's sticky, spermed face. Sit back, point, and loudly proclaim: GORILLA-GORILLA!



The Gorilla
The Gorilla is a mating technique developed by the drunk male. This strategy must be implemented from behind so that the female is completely unaware (otherwise known as the "sneak attack"). It involved a frankenstein-slash-zombie-like outreach of the arms over a female's shoulders followed by a sloppy and uncoordinated death grip around her neck/chest/anything in reach. The male then proceeds to try and dance with the female. Women who fall for the gorilla tactic either can't think or are painfully unstable.
Example:
Caleb: Try the gorilla on that one over there. Looks promising.


The Gorilla
An invisible entity, that, after a long night in a pub or a curry house, follows you home and while you're sleeping chucks your clothes round the room and shits in your mouth.
Example:
"I woke up the next morning with a foul taste in my mouth and my clothes everywhere. The Gorilla had been."


Gorillaing
Pre-emptive shaving of pubes are retained in ones hand whilst teasing one out over a girl. Upon spewing ones gunk one then proceeds to throw the collected hair over the face attempting to administer best coverage.
Example:
'Gorillaing in the mist' would be to perform this skilled task in a steam room. It has never been performed by anyone i know! But was premlinarly tested by Kips and will using candle wax and leg hair as substitutes - the results were good and i am hoping to accomplish the self undertaking assignment soon


A Gorilla
an urban jungle dweller. lays around all day, while instead of lounging and eating plant matter they smoke crack and smack around their baby's mama.
Example:


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