full contact

To engage in combat without restraint as to where a person can be struck, or limits



full-contact accounting
The activity that is taking place on the floor directly over your office or cubicle. It sounds suspiciously like orangutans wrestling aligators in a dumpster.

It is still less annoying than some putz failing to turn off the all-page while they shuffle papers and manipulate their stapler.
Example:
Office Drone #1: "What the hell is that? Sounds like a train derailing."
Office Drone #2: "Must be the new full-contact accounting system."


Full Contact Golf
Full Contact Golf is like the activity golf, except you can take your aggression out on other players by hitting them. You can hit another player anywhere except the head with any club you want. You can only hit another player if they get a hole in one, or take more than 10 shots to get the ball in the hole (making the game more fun)
Example:
"Damn, it took me seventeen tries to get my ball in the hole, guess I am getting hit in the leg soon. I guess this is what I signed up for when I decided to play Full Contact Golf. Better not be a nine-iron."


full contact ice fishing
ice fishing with numerous unattended fishing poles, when a fish becomes hooked on one of the poles, everybody that sees it rushes to be the first person to grab it thereby claiming the fish as thier own. usually degresses to tripping, throwing things at people, and hockey style checking fairly quickly. players usually incur injuries and broken fishing equiptment.
Example:
dude i broke my favorite ice fishing pole and two ribs full contact ice fishing yesterday, but i got that 26" char.


Full Contact Basket Weaving
Code for cunnilingus. originated in the mid-atlantic states. mostly used by suburban white males of high school age.
Example:
I had a session of 'full contact basket weaving' with Sarah last night. I won!


Full contact frisbee golf
A kind of frisbee golf where there's no whining about sucker punches, elbows, knees, or kicks. Hitting somebody in the face with a frisbee is a hole in one, and if their glasses shatter, you get points taken off your score to make it even lower.
Example:
Jonas succumbed to his injuries on hole 18 after a particularly rough round of Full contact frisbee golf.


full contact boggle
when a group of liquored up gamers get a little bit wild while playing boggle naked, and when someone wins everyone runs at them and starts a doggy pile.
Example:
guy 1:did you here about Jimmy and his "full contact boggle" parties?
guy2:yeah apparently Tommy is hella hung and like doggy piles way more than most.


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