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Old Man Baby
A man--usually over 50, but not always--who thinks he knows everything, and loves to talk at length about anything. It is futile to try to interrupt or correct him. While he claims to know everything, he is unable to take care of himself--can't cook a meal, has to ask his wife his underwear or shoe size, doesn't know how to clean a toilet or operate a washing machine.
Example:
Dad is such an old man baby! At dinner last night he spent 20 minutes expounding on the virtues of investing in silver, then when it was time for dessert he had to ask mom which kind of ice cream he liked.


Old Fashioned Dutch Baby
When one person squats over another person's face and defecates (takes a dump) on their forehead. This often occurs during a sexual encounter, but it does not have to.
Example:
I gave Janice an Old Fashioned Dutch Baby last night.


Old babies
Around 11 to 17 years old (excluding 10 years old or below)
Example:
Old babies cannot be invited to my party, Only Young Adults!


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