holy grail

The ultimate goal of an occupation, profession, or endeavour.



holy grail
The Holy Grail is the tomb of Mary Magdalene and the Sangreal documents, which prove that she was Jesus Christ's wife and that he was a father.
This theory is discussed in the books Holy Blood, Holy Grail and The Da Vinci Code.
Example:
The Holy Grail is not a cup, but rather a metaphor for something much more important.


holy grail
When a guy begins to finger a girl, but then decides to show off his guns, and lifts her in the air with one arm, while continuing to finger her.
Example:
"Look at that shit! Dave's totally giving Christi the holy grail."

Dave (post-grail): "Wow, all that lifting finally paid off."


Holy Grail
The cup which Jesus supposedly drank from at the last supper. Monty Python was once sent on a quest to find and retrieve it. They never completed this quest.
Example:
BRIDGEKEEPER: Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
LAUNCELOT: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your name?
LAUNCELOT: My name is Sir Launcelot of Camelot.
BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your quest?
LAUNCELOT: To seek the Holy Grail.
BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your favorite color?
LAUNCELOT: Blue.
BRIDGEKEEPER: Right. Off you go.
LAUNCELOT: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.


Holy Grail
the completion of the following sex acts during one day between a committed couple:
handjob/fingering
anal sex
oral sex
intercourse

its purpose to promote wholesomeness through varied expressions of intimacy between two persons
Example:
Gabrielle: wanna Holy Grail this weekend?
Mark: oh yes, that sounds wonderful. we do have some weekend plans, though.
Gabrielle: yeah, true, we'll have to work those plans around Holy Grailing.
Mark: we always do!


Holy Grail
A Version of the Slovakian Traffic Cone (STC) in which before the mixture is “pooped” the person with the laxatives (the “vessel” in this specific case) is blessed by a priest, bishop, archbishop, cardinal, pope, pastor, monk, nun, or deacon.
Example:
I need a priest to do a Holy Grail.”


The Holy Grail
The Holy Grail is a term used by porn stars, can be used as a noun, verb and/or adjective, and is basically when a female porn star takes a cock in her arse, a cock in her vagina and a cock in her mouth, all whilst simultanously giving two handjobs.

In my experience, The Holy Grail is a trick best left for the pros.
Example:
"Have you seen 'Bangin from behind 25' yet? It's the one where Rachel Lurid achieves the Holy Grail!"


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