hoons

a group of young men driving fast or erratically in a sideways manner or with wheels spinning



hoon
In New Zealand slang, a hoon is a puff of a vape or e-cigarette - the equivalent of a drag of a regular cigarette. Some people may refer to the vape itself as a hoon or a hoonage.
Example:
Oi Brandon can I have a hoon bro”


hoon
1. To travel at speed in a confined area, or do burnouts on a public road in traffic ..
2. To show off in a dagerous manner, mostly with a vehicle or engine powered item ..
Example:
Look at that bloody dangerous hoon!!
(YELLED IN ANNOYANCE AT OFFENDER).. YA FUCKIN' HOON!!!


Hoon
According to the New South Wales Government in Australia, anyone who drives more than 10km/h.
Example:
Narrator: This Week on A Current Affair
Grimshaw: Hoon jailed and fined 1 million dollars and lost license today for driving at 50km/h.
Experts (flipping pages in front of a bookshelf): Speeding kills!
Random Bogan: Bloody P Plate Hoons killing everyone!
*Pictures of mangled cars*
Politically correct guy: What about the children!
Normal Guy: Speed limits are just revenue rai- *gets cut off*
Grimshaw: Next week on a current affair...


hooned
way beyond the point of simply being drunk, the act of surpassing the drunk, hammered and wasted stages. flirting with actual paralysis
Example:
harry you are www.hooned.com/fucked


hoon
Somebody who engages in the following activities whilst in control of a motor vehicle

1) High speed driving (often > 40 K's over)

2) The delibrate loss of traction of 1 or more wheels

3) The delibrate loss of control of a vehicle, better known as "drifting"

4) Participating in illegal (drag) racing

5) The performance of other acts such as burnouts, donuts, fishtails

Most hoons have no regard for traffic laws and are rude to police officers however this is not neccessarily the case
Example:
Hoon 1: Did u hear bro, I killed that xr6 turbo in my stock skyline

Hoon 2: Nice, what did u get up to

Hoon 1: We got up to about 180km/h then i started to back off. Then i took it sideways down a sidestreet coz i thought there were coppers behind us

Hoon 2: Nice, bloody pigs!



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