hulk smash

A very large bowel movement left in the toliet for everyone to see.



hulk smash
Usually, when you think of hulk smash, you think of innocent, smashing cars and such, BUT, this type,
is fucking HARD.
or like, fucking something up, BADLY.
but usually sexually *wink*
Example:
"Damn, I hulk smashed dat to pieces, and da pieces were so dead, almost as dead as Miley Cyrus's virginity."

"HULK SMASSHH!!! HULK FUCK YOUR MOMMM!!!!"


HULK SMASH
1. A common utterance attributed to the Marvel Comics shapechanger Bruce Banner a.k.a. the Incredible Hulk. Generally(see: always) heard when Banner is angered and has transformed into the aforementioned destructive green giant.
2. A rousing ejaculation emitted before summarily destroying everything and everyone in sight.
Example:
1. Rabbits make Hulk angry. HULK SMASH!!!
2. Capt McKeifus, upon recieving a pizza laden with anchovies:"I hate anchovies!!!"
Mr Furam:"Chill out dude pick em off!"
Capt McKeifus:"HULK SMASH!!! *destroys the pizzeria, or orders a new pizza*


hulk smashed
When one drinks alcoholic beverages in such large quantity one can hardly control what one does and doesn't remember, or only remembers pieces the next day.
Example:
Matt, "You wanna fight?!"
Dillon. "Dude, how hulk smashed are you?"


Hulk Smash
The Hulk Smash is an epic sexual maneuver. When a man is having sex (or getting head, but it works much better when having sex, as it's easier to conceal the green paint), he stops, pulls out, and dips his dick in a can of green paint. He then goes over to the head of the bed and bellows, "HULK SMASH" while cock-slapping the girl, from left to right, across her face. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a second time, cock-smacking her on the backswing. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a third and final time, knocking the lamp off of the night table. He gets five bonus points for breaking her jaw, and wins if he breaks her neck.

Note: There is an optional beginning to the Hulk Smash, where when the man gets his erection, he may say, "Bruce Banner's getting angry!!!". However, this beginning is only recommended for experienced Hulk Smashers.
Norm was undefeated because no one ever survived his Hulk Smashes.
Example:
Norm was undefeated because no one ever survived the hulk smash he dealt out.


Hulk Smash!!!
When one (a man) has not been able to lay his salty foundations upon a lady for a lengthy period of time thus making his sack very large, resembling one green angry monster, the Hulk. When he eventually manages to release the beast upon a lady he smashes her all over the place, thus like the Hulk, hence the phrase 'Hulk Smash!!!'
Example:
Hulk Smash!!! = Releasing the beast within


Phil- 'How did it go last night?
Daz- ' Mate its been so long I just went wild and Hulk Smashed her all over the place'
Phil- 'Good lad!!!'


The Hulk Smash
The Hulk Smash is an epic sexual maneuver. When a man is having sex (or getting head, but it works much better when having sex, as it's easier to conceal the green paint), he stops, pulls out, and dips his dick in a can of green paint. He then goes over to the head of the bed and bellows, "HULK SMASH" while cock-slapping the girl, from left to right, across her face. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a second time, cock-smacking her on the backswing. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a third and final time, knocking the lamp off of the night table. He gets five bonus points for breaking her jaw, and wins if he breaks her neck.

Note: There is an optional beginning to the Hulk Smash, where when the man gets his erection, he may say, "Bruce Banner's getting angry!!!". However, this beginning is only recommended for experienced Hulk Smashers.
Norm was undefeated because no one ever survived his Hulk Smashes.
Example:
Norm was undefeated because no one ever survived the hulk smash he dealt out.


Hulk Smash
When a female is so good looking you wanna f#@k (smash) her so hard that only hulk can smash it that hard.

Also she can have a "hulk smash body"

Use as you would bad bitch
Same basic meaning
See bad bitch
Example:
Man 1: Damn shes fine

Man 2: yeah I wanna hit it hard, what a bad bitch!

Man 1: yeah Definitly a Hulk Smash, right there!


Latest Searches

Kelley, sparks are flying, Wanna one, Chester Heights, malnourished, Homewrecker, tarding out, bitch stfu, You stabbed my child, fortnite among us, bax, 28 days later, Crush 40, shit banana, Melt, Mob up, shwerve, fronting on, so cute, Nothingface, hillbilly deluxe, fancy ass shit, Pansy, Dankest Dank memes, the chort, treny, dinkleberries, pen, GSU, Shojo, cryer, Clarke Griffin, Your love, new metal, filling up the tank, the minority, hollow, the other side, october 2, from the internet, obsidian, Go read a book, the Heisman, DREAMY, Apocalyptic Folk, shuffle off, gowan, netherite, cements, ghetto sign language, DEAD MAN, St John, Acetate, ayza naeem, Dud, gender wars, baby treatment, School curriculum, best of the best, September 4th, 2020, big goofy, dry bones, muff dive, regular person, intrigument, beat box, owned in the face, bingbing, Handout, make bacon and eggs, Maggers, LAS ANGELES, Nitasha, Caucasian, fo-fesh, 3 Nut November, IGL, scott mccall, Sour Apple Smoothie, get wired, crude humor, that one teacher, i hate life, Migos, Harley Quinn, ate ass, snowsport, Nappanee, Christina milian, Pakman, Danene, fuck nuts, casa granded, Come On Over, Restrict, in character, fine stud, on the leg, Baby hand, Buzz word, bacardi razz, Playstation 3, 1-dimensional, Pavi, swains, Kewaunee, Coattail Thank You, fiening, Superboy, Frigga, G-Mail, Best Personality, steak n shake, elihu>, venture, Pope Puba, 2K9, jorked, toilet fart, of a truth, The Port, Meo, ya-yeet, Brief Summary, lsat, Glock 19, Matthews, Genis, naught, afterthought, Stuffer, Chow Yun Fat, friggin sweet, how feel you?, Joe momma, get Tacoed, Z’ers, Volney, METAL, little toe, Museum Hands, the Alien, Penis Break, Raw black metal, Tristyn, throwned, What I Got, we got this, April 7, a munch, iz*one, Minaj, Tyler, Gearoid, marijuana addiction, Duesenberg, vaporizing, red sox cap, Jet Fall, a jordan, THE LETTER D, Mayt, Pussy on Pussy, pedal steel guitar, mark hamill, on his arse, not straight, blow job betty, allerge, The Enforcer, Maciej, Sosse, fassing, Mission: Impossible, slasher flick, nineteen, bup, Thr, side door, Kevin do, atomic bomb, sloppy blowjob, flashdance, joy kill, GOO GOO, The Mucha, gestate, malibu rum, striking out, the Jeffrey, cherry wine, Mango juice, national BFF day, DURAK, the goon, the Romanian, intense flirting, do you like dragons, That girl, install gentoo, Hulk Smash, Kelley, sparks are flying, Wanna one, Chester Heights, malnourished, Homewrecker, tarding out, bitch stfu, You stabbed my child, fortnite among us, bax, 28 days later, Crush 40, shit banana, Melt, Mob up, shwerve, fronting on, so cute, Nothingface, hillbilly deluxe, fancy ass shit, Pansy, Dankest Dank memes, the chort, treny, dinkleberries, pen, GSU, Shojo, cryer, Clarke Griffin, Your love, new metal, filling up the tank, the minority, hollow, the other side, october 2, from the internet, obsidian, Go read a book, the Heisman, DREAMY, Apocalyptic Folk, shuffle off, gowan, netherite, cements, ghetto sign language, DEAD MAN, St John, Acetate, ayza naeem, Dud, gender wars, baby treatment, School curriculum, best of the best, September 4th, 2020, big goofy, dry bones, muff dive, regular person, intrigument, beat box, owned in the face, bingbing, Handout, make bacon and eggs, Maggers, LAS ANGELES, Nitasha, Caucasian, fo-fesh, 3 Nut November, IGL, scott mccall, Sour Apple Smoothie, get wired, crude humor, that one teacher, i hate life, Migos, Harley Quinn, ate ass, snowsport, Nappanee, Christina milian, Pakman, Danene, fuck nuts, casa granded, Come On Over, Restrict, in character, fine stud, on the leg, Baby hand, Buzz word, bacardi razz, Playstation 3, 1-dimensional, Pavi, swains, Kewaunee, Coattail Thank You, fiening, Superboy, Frigga, G-Mail, Best Personality, steak n shake, elihu>, venture, Pope Puba, 2K9, jorked, toilet fart, of a truth, The Port, Meo, ya-yeet, Brief Summary, lsat, Glock 19, Matthews, Genis, naught, afterthought, Stuffer, Chow Yun Fat, friggin sweet, how feel you?, Joe momma, get Tacoed, Z’ers, Volney, METAL, little toe, Museum Hands, the Alien, Penis Break, Raw black metal, Tristyn, throwned, What I Got, we got this, April 7, a munch, iz*one, Minaj, Tyler, Gearoid, marijuana addiction, Duesenberg, vaporizing, red sox cap, Jet Fall, a jordan, THE LETTER D, Mayt, Pussy on Pussy, pedal steel guitar, mark hamill, on his arse, not straight, blow job betty, allerge, The Enforcer, Maciej, Sosse, fassing, Mission: Impossible, slasher flick, nineteen, bup, Thr, side door, Kevin do, atomic bomb, sloppy blowjob, flashdance, joy kill, GOO GOO, The Mucha, gestate, malibu rum, striking out, the Jeffrey, cherry wine, Mango juice, national BFF day, DURAK, the goon, the Romanian, intense flirting, do you like dragons, That girl,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!