humperdinker
From the game Zelda Ocarina Of Time. There is an enemy called the redeads. Some sort of undead people who when you get too close they scream and jump on your face, and practically hump you. Thus they are HumperdinkersHumperdink
(n): a beloved, probably apocryphal, female who, according to legend, has taken a vow to relieve Chess Club members of their unwanted virginity.
Example:
“Marvin is getting dangerously backed up. Gotta get the dude a date with the Humperdink, STAT.”
“Marvin is getting dangerously backed up. Gotta get the dude a date with the Humperdink, STAT.”
Humperdink
An old, fat woman who's notorious for speaking her mind and giving people advice when it's least solicited; the kind who's usually president of the community association, makes a lot of public complaints, and starts a lot of awareness and protest movements, because she has nothing better to do, often because she doesn't have a job and is nothing but a housewife with no post-secondary education or ambitions. Think about your neighbourhood busy-body; chances are that she's all but 1 or 2 of these things. (see: Kyle's mom)
A lot of times, she can also be a janitor at a school or department store.
A lot of times, she can also be a janitor at a school or department store.
Example:
Person 1: Look, here comes Humperdink.
Person 2: I hate that cunt.
Person 3: Me too.
Person 1: Let's look this way and just keep on talking.
Person 2, 3: Good idea.
Person 1: Look, here comes Humperdink.
Person 2: I hate that cunt.
Person 3: Me too.
Person 1: Let's look this way and just keep on talking.
Person 2, 3: Good idea.
humperdink
to engage in sexual acts
Example:
Wanna humperdink?
Wanna humperdink?
humperdink
Example:
"You need a high risk sexual tactic where both parties are oiled up? I'd say go with a humperdink."
"OK"
"You need a high risk sexual tactic where both parties are oiled up? I'd say go with a humperdink."
"OK"
Humperdinker
Humperdink Rhino
Example:
Yea the guy who played in that movie was......um.....humperdink Rhino or something like that.
Yea the guy who played in that movie was......um.....humperdink Rhino or something like that.
Prince Humperdink
A farfanusen.
Humperdink module
Rugged optional extra battery power for the humperdink double-sided sex toy, connects via a long stretchy cable.
Example:
Brenda wasn't totally satisfied with the standard humperdink and wanted something more, she got herself a humperdink module.
Brenda wasn't totally satisfied with the standard humperdink and wanted something more, she got herself a humperdink module.