hydraulics

a system added to a car which can raise or lower a car on command.



hydraulics
(Addendum to an existing word)
Slang term for the penis -- in limited use, originated on the syndicated "Greaseman" radio show in Washington DC.
Example:
She grabbed my manly hydraulics and gave them such a sss-squuuuee-eeze!


Hydraulics
A euphemistic term used to describe the male genitals or parts thereof. Coined by a DJ known as The Greaseman to avoid being fined by the FCC for offensive language.
Example:
Hey babe, slow down... we don't wanna wear out the hydraulics.

Geez, she really gave the old hydraulics a work-out.


Hydraulic
An adjective used to describe something extremely cool and exciting. Similar to hydraulic cars in rap music videos that bounce up and down to a supercool, crazy-ass beat.
Example:
Yo son, that party last night was so hydraulic man! Fine-ass girls was EVERYWHERE...can't wait till the next one..!


Hydraulic Shit
The type of shit you take after hitting the stall about one second before shitting your pants. You assault the bowl with a steamer that is of normal consistancy however the back pressure is so great that the turd is projected out at such great speed that no residue has time to stick to your cheeks and the use of toilet paper is not necessary. Very similar to the Carpenters Cut.
Example:
Man I feel hydraulic shit coming on, you better pull into that gas station before I shit my pants, I am already breaking out in a cold sweat!


Hydraulic Pressable
Someone or something that possesses a pronounced visual quality of being easily flattenable or compressible under pressure, almost as if it could be effortlessly transformed into a flattened state.
Example:
Raul: You look quite Hydraulic Pressable today... 🤤🤤

Mortimer: *screams of the damned*


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