i eat ass

a way of saying that you would eat a specific persons anus for sexual desires



I eat ass.

by The Allapaca on Mar 04, 2016 11:48:44

"I eat ass." is a pickup line commonly used by men who wishes to be direct with their romantic partners.
In Japanese, it is read as ketsu wo taberu
Example:
"Ma'am, you don't seem to understand this, but I eat ass."

"Women want you to be strong and direct, so don't say 'What's your name.' Just say 'I eat ass.' "


I eat ass face

by PK nigger! on Jun 21, 2018 12:12:02

When you get caught doing something you're not supposed to be doing and You Buck your eyes with their mouth open
Example:
I finally caught yo ass! don't give me that "I eat ass face" give me back my money lil bitch


“i eat ass with a little stink on it”

by Hisoc0ck on Dec 13, 2021 06:33:02

Something the extraordinary doctor Jay “That Dude” Perez once said.
Example:
when ur friend asks u about what type of ass u eat, u can say “i eat ass with a little stink on it”


I Don't Eat Ass Face

by BigBrownSmoothie on May 19, 2011 13:08:40

Defined by the comedian Kevin Hart, he explains how a situation is broken up when your partner accidentally slips into the conversation about your personal life and says that you eat her ass amongst other people. thus giving you the "I Don't Eat Ass Face
Example:
Terry: Fuck You!

sue: No fuck You Terry! I least I don't eat ass!
Terry: sits there with a "I Don't Eat Ass Face"


I eat ass

by Hym Iam on Jun 22, 2023 08:12:57

I don't but that's not the point...

Hym "So... This is old news now but I have a broad point I want to make and it will apply to a multitude of situations now and in to future. So, there's this video going around (PRAISE THE ALGORITHM! PRAISE ALGORITHM JESUS!) and it consists of this guy getting pulled over (in Florida) for having a bumper sticker that says 'I eat ass.' The officer proceeds to tell the man that he has issued the driver a court date, tells him to take it off, and says that it's because of his kids! He say 'If my kids see that I have to explain to them what eating ass is' and, for one, (If you're not an unsophisticated and humorless drone) it's not all that difficult to hand-wave away (i.e. He's the buttman and if you don't eat your vegetables he's going to get you and eat your butt or something I don't know it's a child you can literally just tell them anything) and secondly if you can't EXPLAIN A COMPONENT OF REALITY to the thing that YOU PERSONALLY (Either intentionally or accidentally) SUBJECTED TO REALITY you shouldn't have kids in the first place!
Example:
You did that! You subjected more sentient (not in comparison to me but you know what I mean) life to the creature and now you're trying to sneak yourself some unearned extra-judicial authority. And the drivers response was 'I'm not going to let you infringe upon my 1st amendment rights' (Which is the correct response). Seriously. This faggot cop fucking a baby into his slut wife now REQUIRES everyone else to live in accordance with his delicate sensibilities! Regardless of the rights the driver is supposed to have. Doesn't he know? The parents are the MORE EQUAL ones in the communist dictatorship we inhabit! They are going to continue to use their kids as a cudgel to compel behavioral compliance. 'BuT mY kIdS mIgHt sEe YoU eXiStInG WrOnG aNd ThEy MiGhT sTaRt ExIsTiNg WrOnG! I mIgHt HaVe To ExPlAiN tHe MaDnEsS i'Ve SuBjEcTeD tHeM tO!' Get the fuck out of here!" 'I eat ass'


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