jousting
by Xerxes Billimoria on Dec 23, 2010 22:27:53
The
poking of an
awning or other
shelter from underneath with a pole or a shaft to drain water collected during rain
jousting
by louis on Oct 26, 2004 08:03:01
Example:
two
punx with 9" lance cycling on tallbikes against each other. and than it happens,
he he. The real jousting is against
policemen on horses to free police horses
jousting
by J.// on Sep 16, 2007 00:28:45
The process involving 2 naked men running head-on to each other with erections. The two penii clashing together will cause one to
snap off. For bonus points the winner must insert the winning member into the
loser's blood-stained urethra.
Often used during
Bro Rape.
Example:
-Hey man, I went jousting yesterday and my dick
snapped off and went in
my eye!
Man what a weekend!
"Is that a bloody vagina?"
"No, me and my buddy were jousting last night and my cock snapped off"
"..... cool."
Joust
by Mayur03 on Oct 25, 2010 00:18:37
A contest held to find out, between
two men whose penis is bigger. two men start at opposite ends of the room and run at eachother with thier penis
aiming not drectly at the other mans dick but slightly to the side, the man to get hit first
looses, for the reason that he/she has a smaller penis
Example:
Yo josh wanna
joust? Josh:
sure bro,
Shawg guy looks like you have the smaller penis
Jousting
by Doug Waldman on Dec 03, 2013 03:23:41
Jousting is the act of two homosexual men trying to assert their dominance. Both men having erections charge at one another penis first.
Whatever man is last standing gets to have the dominate role in sex first. It is a fetish and sort of like rock, paper, scissor,
shoot on decision
making in bed.
Example:
Kevin: "It's my time to shine! This time I'm going to be on top!"
Brett: "
Sure you will never beat me in Jousting."
Kevin: "
Not this time! Get ready...
On your mark get set."
Brett: "GO!!!!!"
no joust
by Big Mike on Apr 26, 2004 14:19:32
Jousting
by serodino on May 09, 2007 04:02:35
Jousting
by Tosser of Salads on Jun 22, 2017 18:10:34
The polite way of describing what happens when two gay bears (humans) meet in the locker room or at the gym. Also colloquially referred as
sword fighting or
cock fighting. Very common amongst male
ICU/ER nurses.
Example:
Weight
Lifter 1: Dude, did you see what happened when those two big dudes Lance and Chris met in the locker room after a long, hard workout?
No pun intended.
Weight Lifter 2: Yeah dude, it's called
jousting and it happens all the time in the ER.
Jousting
by RawDiggitty on Feb 05, 2010 10:54:58
As your
hitting it from the back, reach around and
pull back your testicles, creating a fully extended boner, and
joust your way to victory.