jousting

A medieval sport where two men ride at each other on horseback wielding a large pole.



jousting
The poking of an awning or other shelter from underneath with a pole or a shaft to drain water collected during rain
Example:
After the shower, waiters from inside the sidewalk restaurants were seen jousting the awnings.


jousting
tallbike jousting is postapocaliptic sport on tallbikes
Example:
two punx with 9" lance cycling on tallbikes against each other. and than it happens, he he. The real jousting is against policemen on horses to free police horses


jousting
The process involving 2 naked men running head-on to each other with erections. The two penii clashing together will cause one to snap off. For bonus points the winner must insert the winning member into the loser's blood-stained urethra.
Often used during Bro Rape.
Example:
-Hey man, I went jousting yesterday and my dick snapped off and went in my eye! Man what a weekend!

"Is that a bloody vagina?"
"No, me and my buddy were jousting last night and my cock snapped off"
"..... cool."


Joust
A contest held to find out, between two men whose penis is bigger. two men start at opposite ends of the room and run at eachother with thier penis aiming not drectly at the other mans dick but slightly to the side, the man to get hit first looses, for the reason that he/she has a smaller penis
Example:
Yo josh wanna joust? Josh: sure bro, Shawg guy looks like you have the smaller penis


Jousting
Jousting is the act of two homosexual men trying to assert their dominance. Both men having erections charge at one another penis first. Whatever man is last standing gets to have the dominate role in sex first. It is a fetish and sort of like rock, paper, scissor, shoot on decision making in bed.
Example:
Kevin: "It's my time to shine! This time I'm going to be on top!"
Brett: "Sure you will never beat me in Jousting."
Kevin: "Not this time! Get ready... On your mark get set."
Brett: "GO!!!!!"


Jousting
The polite way of describing what happens when two gay bears (humans) meet in the locker room or at the gym. Also colloquially referred as sword fighting or cock fighting. Very common amongst male ICU/ER nurses.
Example:
Weight Lifter 1: Dude, did you see what happened when those two big dudes Lance and Chris met in the locker room after a long, hard workout? No pun intended.

Weight Lifter 2: Yeah dude, it's called jousting and it happens all the time in the ER.


Jousting
As your hitting it from the back, reach around and pull back your testicles, creating a fully extended boner, and joust your way to victory.
Example:
I had to start jousting that girl last night, my regular boner wasn't doing the trick.


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