kart
Karting is the best freakin sport EVER invented. THERE IS NOTHING BETTER IN THIS WORLD, AND IF YOU PROVE ME WRONG I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF BY EATING A REAL LOT OF
ICECREAMS.Its basically all about placing your fantastic, NOT FAT ass (a driver is a better version of a human BTW) in a funny little thing with the steering wheel, four tires,
chassis nad something that some call "an engine". So called "engines" are said to be capable of developing 34 HP and going as fast as 200 km PER FRIGGIN hour! There are of kozzzz weaker engines too, but no
lames drive 'em, cos they still are like the fastest freakin things a human can drive.So, Karting is a sport for real TUFF GUYS, or GREAT, FANTASTIC, TUFF BUT NOT BY AN APPEARANCE,
SWEEEEEET, FREKIN KEWL GIRLS LIKE MYSELF, WHO BASICaLLY PWN EVERYBODYS ASSES.If you ever meet a
kart racer, dont evern try talkin to im/er, just bow and kiss their shoes SUCKER.
Mario karted
by GreenBayPackers1113 on Mar 30, 2015 00:47:51
Being in 1st place on the third lap in Mario kart. And being 10 seconds from the finish line, when you get smacked by a blue shell, then a red shell, then
knocked off the course, brought back in by
lakitu, hit by a
bullet bill, and a star, causing you to fall off again, and then you finish in 12th place
Example:
Player 1: I'm about to win!
*
blue shell*
*Red shell*
*
knocked off*
*ran over by bullet*
*hit by
starman*
*falls off again*
*finishes last*
Player 1: nevermind, I just got Mario karted
Mario Karted
by ItsBozzie on Dec 31, 2009 08:27:21
To be in the lead in something or to have a streak of success, only to have your success snatched away from you at the last moment, possibly through unfair or unjust means on the part of the person beating you.
Popularised from the game's frequent result in which a
1st place can be snatched away just before
the finish line with a powerup.
Can be used as a more friendly version of
cockblocked.
Example:
"I was so close to
making out with this girl,
but then Bill Mario Karted
the hell out of me by buying her a drink before I could"
Garfield Kart
by TheLastHomicide on Nov 29, 2018 23:14:44
A 3DS game from 2015 that was created by God himself. Ancient Byzantine empires held Garfield Kart on a golden pedestal, which caused many a global conflict. WW1 was actually caused when
Archduke Franz Ferdinand came into a copy of Garfield Kart:
Epic Jesus Corkscrew Edition, and
Gavrilo Princip was like, "Oh hell nah, I'm finna kill this boi."
Example:
Jesus: Can I have video game making abilities to please our subjects?
God: Of course, son.
Jesus: *Actually makes Garfield Kart, which causes
eternal turmoil*
Also Jesus:
wOrLd WaR tImE.
beerio kart
by chet elderson on Feb 19, 2009 09:15:16
A drinking game in which all the participants (
2-4) must consume an entire beer within the duration of a single Mario Kart race.
The twist is that you cannot drink while driving. The winner is the first person to finish the race as long as they have finished their beer. If you finish the race without having finished your beer, you get
last place by default, as you are a rule-breaking pussy.
Example:
Eric: "Bro, last night my homeboy
Rainbow Jeremy and I were playing some beerio kart. That shit's such a good pre-game."
Anthony: "Dude, Rainbow Jeremy is such a poon. He never finishes his beer before the race is over. Wanna
get baked and listen to some
Jack Johnson?"