Jack Johnson

A blonde haired rapper/singer who is 1/2 of Jack and Jack and is super dirty. Was once part of MagCon and has super cool friends including Jake Foushe Jack Gilinsky Nash Grier and Shawn Mendes. Also is a sex God



Jack Johnson

by April on Aug 04, 2004 08:50:28

singer, songwriter, movie makier, surfer
Makes beautiful musisc that has touched many hearts
'Cocoon' will be played at my funeral.
Example:
'jack johnson is fucking brilliant'


Jack Johnson

by Kyle on Mar 06, 2005 12:28:41

New-Age folk singer who writes charming songs that often make you feel good. Jack Johnson's great to listen to no matter what mood you're in.
Example:
Go listen to "Brushfire Fairytales" and his newest "In Between Dreams." You'll feel alot better.


Jack Johnson

by Ghustle on Apr 05, 2005 07:53:10

Jack Johnson is a legendary boxer who fought not only opponents in the ring but also racial bigatry prominent in the United States in the early 20th century. He could not get white opponents to fight him so he would follow them around the world and taunt them. He died in a car accident. There is also a semi-talented singer who happens to share his name.
Example:
Jack Johnson would have fucked Muhammud Ali up!


Jack Johnson

by teamugcollective on Jul 07, 2010 14:34:08

Famous musician who has become a rorschach test for the music-listening world at large. If you dig Jack Johnson, you're either an unwashed ignorant member of the common sheepish folk, or deeply into weed in all it's forms. If you don't like his stuff, you're either into "good" music, hateful of relaxation, or aware of him selling out the good surfer name. It's all in interpretation really.
Example:
Example One:

Fan: "I like that new Jack Johnson album!"
Critic: "Why?"
Fan: "Because, it's, uh, relaxing...and, uh...uh...relaxing."
Critic:"Is that all? His music is miserable and generic. How can you enjoy absolute dung like his (I won't even say music because it degrades the very concept) 'surfer' sound?"
Fan: "Baaaa."

Critic: "I hate the new Jack Johnson album."
Fan: "Why?"
Critic: "Because it's cliche, simple, boring, without edge or real emotion, and lacks all good things I like in pop music."
Fan: "Here's what I think: Get off your high horse and try to understand his appeal to people. In this busy, hectic world he offers a break and release from the pressures of daily life, making people happy in the process, and if that's bad then sue me. Why don't you remove the stick of music snobbery from you-know-where and get a life?"
Critic: "You just criticized me. That's my job."


Jack Johnson

by Jackjohnsonhater on Jul 17, 2006 23:16:51

Another word for a talentless loser who's music will result in you hurting something or someone. This cheesy, boring, repetitive music is from a wave of crappy acoustic artists such as James Blunt.

*Challenge* Listen to a Jack Johnson album and pick out one song from another.
Example:
"Look at that prick, he's got no talent at all, what a fucking Jack Johnson"



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