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kegan
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kegan
a d-bag that blames everyone but himself for his own problems, particularly the women that are or were in his life. Acts friendly to peoples faces but would jump on the opportunity to talk shit behind their backs to make new friends. Some how manages to date girls ten times hotter than himself but can make them dump him with ease. Drinks his weight in alcohol. A poser, the guy you never want at a party because he tries too hard to be considered cool. Claims to be a nice boy but puts shame to all of the nice men of America. A shallow, inconsiderate, fake, arrogant, and often annoying person that drowns the people around him in bullshit.
Example:
Person A : Hey did you see Kegan last night?

Person B : Plastered as always. It's so unattractive. Why does his gf stay with him. A pretty girl like her shouldn't be with a nasty dude like him.

Person A : No clue. Don't even worry about it though. She'll leave him soon enough when she sees how fake and gross he really is.


kegan
A very feminine man who believes video games are the solution to all problems. Often found wearing skinny jeans, occasionally will straighten his ridiculously curly hair, and his favorite color is rainbow. If you were stuck in the mud, a Kegan would say something along the lines of: "Hit the escape button!!!"
Example:
Only a Kegan would make a to-do list built around leveling up characters.


Kegan
Kegan is uniquely intriguing. He is like no one else you know. He is constantly observing and quietly contemplating at all times. His mind is a swirling vortex of absolute terror, yet he only allows the good to be exposed. He doesnt let many people in, but only because he is protecting others from being mentally scarred by how truly twisted his darkness is. He loves very deeply. He is not afraid to be raw with his emotions but holds back due to the ignorance of others misconstruing his vulnerability as weakness. He has a true heart and a gentle way about him. He moves with finesse and has a style all his own. He is attracted to all things dark and has an affinity for anything society tends to shun. He is obsessed with death...even turned on by it in some ways. His spiritual side is nothing short of beautiful. He is inspired by music of all kinds. He is artistically talented and never stops craving knowledge of any kind. He is inevitably tormented and seems to accept that. His eyes are piercing blue and look right into you immediately. Once he has you hooked..which is easily achieved...you can never look away. He consumes you...mind body and soul. Your new favorite obsession that is impossible to figure out. He wrecks you completely, yet unintentionally. But you would not have it any other way because you are bound to him eternally. He is your life. He is your love. He is your ruin.
Example:
Kegan is so mysterious and interesting, and gorgeous


Kegan
An amazing, caring, funny, smart, and loving guy. Will do anything to make his girlfriend happy. Super nerdy, but in a good way. May come off as a cheap guy who does nothing for his girlfriend but in reality has made her life so much better. Very easy to love. Usually attracted to girls with a name that starts with an 'H'. If you date a Kegan, you are the luckiest girl in the world.
Example:
"Did you see that guy over there? He seems nice."

"Ya, hes a real Kegan."


Kegan
Kegan is a sweet and caring guy who will do anything to make his friends and family happy. He loves to joke around and after he messes with you he will call himself an asshole for messing with you. He also loves to show off in front of his crush too and is very smart.
Example:
Girl: kegan is so nice, he helped me with my homework and I got an A


Kegan
Kegan is a combination of Keto and Vegan. Kegans don't eat animals or carbs and they eat a high fat medium protein low carb diet. Excercise is also important.
Example:
Bobby! Look look! I'm kegan!

I think I'll use my crypto. Anything non-dairy. Anything low-carb.


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