kerch

onomatopoeia for the sound of a cash register or a fruit machine paying out.Would have been acceptable to use three years ago. but after a childrens television show 'Kerching' was launched this term is now only used for sarcasm.



kerching

by Forces on Apr 20, 2006 03:42:30

The word that is still used for money - sometimes. It resembles a cash register or a fruit machine paying out the kerching.

Unfortunately some knob jockey decided that it is fun to make it into a TV show now I can't use it anymore
Example:
Taj: Kerching
Seymore: You lawnmower
Taj: You mobile phone
Seymore: You battery
Danny: You nigga
Taj + Seymore: Get that fucking honkey biatch


Profesor Kerch

by Lucas Tandy on Feb 11, 2009 13:58:19

An old man who teaches Spanish at an intermediate level. Hair grows out his ears and nose and everywhere. Kerch is very old and prefers cheesy sayings such as "Bite the bullet", "Minus participation", "Kick you in the you-know-what". Kerches have white guinea pigs named Snowball and don't live in the same state that it teaches in. Includes a very low, monotone voice that drills into your head the various preterite forms of dormir.
Example:
1. That Profesor Kerch is old and senile and always marks me down on participation.

2. A Profesor Kerch flies back and forth between California, Arizona, and Nicaragua on a weekly basis.


Kerching-ing

by Travis-T on Sep 10, 2012 19:37:47

Kerching-ing is when you paint your dick gold, then have sex with a girl. When you're about to cum, pull out, jizz on her face, throw a load of Monopoly money at her and shout "KER-CHING!".

Also known as a dirty millionaire, or a million dollar sticky.
Example:
"Dude, I was totally kerching-ing that girl at the party last night!"

"No wonder she isn't talking to you."


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