khans

a person who is nice on the outside but is a bitch on the inside. also word for female satient.



The Khan
The name of a pose commonly used for profile pictures on social networking sites such as facebook. Typically 'The Khan' is performed by a shirtless male often covered in Man-lube where the male has one arm behind the head to accentuate the biceps. Another common practice when Khaning is to draw charcoal outlines around the area where the six-pack would be in an attempt to look like one of the spartans from the movie 300.

Variations of 'The Khan' include

'The 2 handed (or Double) Khan' where both hands are placed behind the head. (useful in those situations where 1 hand just isn't enough) and the ever-popular 'Inverted Khan'.
Example:
Man 1: What's the name of that pose you're doing on that picture tagged 'one for the ladies'?

Man 2: Where have you been, everyone knows The Khan.


Khan!!!!!
William Shatner's now-infamous battle cry, screaming at the top of his lungs in responseto the evil deeds of the powerful Klingon leader.

After "The Wrath of Khan" in 1982, the battle cry frequently left the lips of Trekkies worldwide after any life misfortune, from stubbing a toe to crashing a car into an oak tree.

Has made a semi-comeback due to its exposure as a cultural phenomenon on VH1's "I Love The 80's -- 1982."
Example:
Surgeon: "Mr. Williamson? I'm terribly sorry, but your mother has died-- there was nothing else we could do for her..."

Mr. Williamson: (Sobbing) "KAHN!!!!!"


The Khan
The epitome of greatness, suppleness, ripeness, and bountifulness. We must all praise The Khan for his eternal greatness and provide gifts to display our affection for The Bountiful Khan. He is of the utmost ripeness, always ready for the harvest.
Example:
Person A: "Hey man, what's new?"
Person B: "Not much, I've just been preparing gifts to offer to The Khan."
Person A: "Oh, yeah – I need to do that too. He's been so supple to us lately, we shall praise The Khan!"


Khan
A Khan is always ready for trouble. They tend to be naturally talented and often have (many) friends. They are charming and those around them feel cheerful. They are great at video games and eating cheese. They are (no doubt) able to handle pressure. Basically, (they) are perfect except for the fact that they can (sometimes) obliterate people with their sheer greatness.
Example:
(Person 1): Man, (I) wish I could be (a) Khan
(Person 2):Man, they are brilliant. (One) almost obliterated me by glancing at me
(Person 1) You’re so lucky


The Khan
The greatest of all humans, capable of extraordinary powers. Imitation and eternal love are The Khan's greatest strengths; perhaps, the source of his wizardly powers. The Khan sports a long wizard beard that has the ability to store many things. It is also the fluffiest and most comfortable beard to have ever existed and many farmers harvest its shining white hairs to use in different ways.

A common parting phrase for followers of The Khan is "may The Khan be with you"
Example:
Person 1: The Khan is my life.
Farmer: I agree, he provides wizard beard for our family throughout all seasons.
Person 2: May The Khan be with you.


Khan
The leading antagonist in the episode "Space Seed" of Star Trek: The Original Series. Spawned the second Star Trek movie, titled "The Wrath of Khan". Khan was the leader of the genetically engineered "super humans" created during the fictional Eugenics War (World War III), which occured in the late 20th century. Kirk's famous outburst in the movie, in which he screams, "KHAAAAAAAAN!" is still used today to express rage at a situation.
Example:
Example of situational Khan outburst:

Guy: Oh, god! My girlfriend is sleeping with my father! KHAAAAAAAN!


Khan
The name of a pose commonly used for profile pictures on social sites such as facebook. Typically the Khan is performed by a shirtless male often covered in some sort of lubricant where the male has one arm behind the head to accentuate the biceps.

Variations of 'The Khan' include

'The 2 handed (or Double) Khan' where both hands are placed behind the head. (useful in those situations where 1 hand just isn't enough) and the ever-popular 'Inverted Khan'.
Example:
I checked out you facebook profile last night. That's a nice Khan your pulling on you profile picture.


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