lacquer
–noun1. A protective coating consisting of a resin, cellulose ester, or both, dissolved in a volatile solvent, sometimes with pigment added.2. Any of various resinous varnishes, especially a resinous varnish obtained from a Japanese tree, Rhus verniciflua, used to produce a highly polished, lustrous surface on wood or the like.3. Also called lacquer ware, especially of wood, coated with such a varnish, and often inlaid: They collected fine Oriental lacquers.Lacquer Head
Lacquered Up
To be incredibly inebriated; Very drunk
Lacquer Sauce
Booze, Beer, Alcohol (Derived from a friend who is a raging alcoholic and works for a cabinet manufacturing company spraying lacquer finish on the cabinets.)
Lacquer Boy
A guy who puts a bowl over his head and trims the excess, creating the "Dutch Paint Boy" look. Also, Lacquer Girl (feminine of same).
Example:
Girl: Do you cut your own hair?
Boy: Why, yes, do you like it?
Girl: You look like a Lacquer Boy.
Boy shaves head to impress girl.
Girl: Do you cut your own hair?
Boy: Why, yes, do you like it?
Girl: You look like a Lacquer Boy.
Boy shaves head to impress girl.
Lacquer Head
black lacquer table
Example:
5:30 AM, ur sipping coffee with some blue-hairs at a local all-nite dinner. Ur buddy shows up and brags to you that he just downloaded the latest Kenny Newman single. U incoherently reply, "ur such a black lacquer table."
5:30 AM, ur sipping coffee with some blue-hairs at a local all-nite dinner. Ur buddy shows up and brags to you that he just downloaded the latest Kenny Newman single. U incoherently reply, "ur such a black lacquer table."
lacquer thinner larry
Crazy individual; usually illiterate, criticizes the wrong person for the wrong reason usually to belittle and get ahead of, but instead gets made fun of because they tried to pick on the wrong celebrity.
Example:
Upchurch: yo we got another lacquer thinner Larry here
Entire fan base: OH BOY! Here we go again! Roast him church!
Upchurch: yo we got another lacquer thinner Larry here
Entire fan base: OH BOY! Here we go again! Roast him church!
cracker lacquering
A verb to describe a white person (only white) repairing or rigging a broken object in a precarious or janky way.
A thoughtful and non-offensive replacement term for n-er rigging for people no apart of the black community
Can be said as cracker lacquer, cracker lacquering, or cracker lacquered.
A thoughtful and non-offensive replacement term for n-er rigging for people no apart of the black community
Can be said as cracker lacquer, cracker lacquering, or cracker lacquered.
Example:
“Hey bill my trailer just broke down, gah damn. I can’t take my broke frigerator to da dump.”
“Don’t worry Terry, I’ll just get to cracker lacquering this son-a-bich and get er to the dump.”
“Hey bill my trailer just broke down, gah damn. I can’t take my broke frigerator to da dump.”
“Don’t worry Terry, I’ll just get to cracker lacquering this son-a-bich and get er to the dump.”