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lag

• when texting someone and the conversation is weak and or boring.• too plain to talk to while texting/calling/ and or in person.

lag

by Johann7 on Aug 24, 2004 23:55:50

not to be confused with latency (the time it takes to send a packet to and recieve a response packet from a server along a network), lag is impaired computer functionality (slow application responses or reduced/choppy framerates) resulting from high latency, packet loss, or low-preformance (generally video) hardware

adj. laggy, vi. lag

Example:
"My ping's 198?! No wonder this server's so laggy!"

OR

"If you turn down you resolution, you won't get as much lag."

lag

by Pkinc on Oct 28, 2009 21:13:15

A prison name for someone who's in doing time or someone who has done time (Britain and Ireland). In use the mid 20th century and probably alot earlier too. In a song written by Brendan Behan; the old triangle.

Example:
Lag- He's an old lag, done plenty of time in Mountjoy.

lag

by Digital Douglas on Feb 04, 2010 10:19:39

Number one cause of violence amongst gamers.

Example:
Gamer with bloody knuckles comes into a bar. The barkeep asks, "What happened to you?" To which the games replies: "Lag..."

lag

by BullChri on May 23, 2005 19:51:46

A newb's excuse for getting pwned

Example:
some guy:OFMG Lag
me:STFU this is a LAN newb. I pwnt yoos.

lag

by dadefiner on Dec 20, 2008 11:54:24

a term from online games desciribing a problem in a game causing people or objects to "freeze" and re-apear elseware, very annoying and sometimes used as an excuse by noobs (e.g. noob just got killed so he says: "Stupid lag!!!!")

Example:
dude, this map is lagging like crazy!
man the lag is killin me!

lag

by The Ownage on Feb 25, 2005 08:25:05

Slowness in an online game because of a bad server, or an over-abundance of people using it.

Example:
Uber-l33t-noobzorman: "OMFG damn lag... a poring just killed me..."
Me: "dude... you just suck."

lag

by XxOwnagexX on Sep 08, 2009 15:28:21

When your girlfriend has to fake an orgasm because your sexual connection is faster than her's. Don't worry its not your fault she's just lagging.

Example:
She said she faked it because i wasn't good in bed but i think she was just lagging.

lag

by SC.Zee on Sep 26, 2003 06:03:22

What people using 56K or below cause while playing a multiplayer game.

Example:
Player 1 Ping 999
Player 2: upgrade ur 14.4k lagger!!1

lag

by Mycoplasma on Aug 07, 2006 05:58:16

An excuse that noob admins use to boot people who are better than them.

Example:
Player: "woot! I have 20 kills and only one death!"
Admin: I'm sorry sir, but im going to have to boot you because you're lagging

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